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When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
— Garry Shandling
It is play and only play that makes man complete.
— Friedrich Schiller
New York ladies all look immaculate.
— Zac Posen
Carol Burnett was particularly funny. She swore for the first time on television on Larry Sanders.
— Garry Shandling
Your present challenges or limitations cannot stop you from becoming what God has ordained you to be.
— Tonto Dikeh
After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."
— Garry Shandling
However, even the healthiest human heart skips a beat now and then, and so does music.
— Michael Pilhofer
I cannot bear to look at his hands, they are like wax. Under the nails is the dirt of the trenches, it shows through blue-black like poison.
— Erich Maria Remarque
When a man cheats on his wife or girlfriend, he breaks the spell that made him once the special one.
— Linda Alfiori
They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.
— Garry Shandling
madhouses are rarely on display.
— Charles Bukowski