Funny G Spot Quotes
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Funny G Spot Quotes & Sayings
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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.
— Steven Wright
Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.
— Darynda Jones
The only person I compete with is Satan. If that happens to be you, then could you please move out of the way? You're standing in Christ's spot.
— Shannon L. Alder
You realize the bad guy isn't wearing a black cape or easy to spot; he's funny, makes you laugh, and has perfect hair.
— Taylor Swift
Fear is the politicians dance partner.
— Penn Jillette
I spilled spot remover on my dog; now he's gone.
— Steven Wright
The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil.
— Chic Murray
Now I know that if you open the right door at the right time, you might finally find a place where you belong.
— Seanan McGuire
This is the year you really put the stake in the ground.
— Stephen Baker
The average man is not hard to mystify.
— Howard Thurston
Fans feel they know me, so they want me to be on-the-spot funny, and it's hard to fulfil their expectations.
— Chris Lilley
A scarecrow man came from nowhere to dance madly in a hail of bullets.
— Charles Allen Gramlich
You know what to do?" "Wander around," I said. "Until I spot a self-assembled whangdoodle from the Foggy depths. — Joel N. Ross
Suddenly, a voice called from the darkness. Taylor leapt like a salmon, then became rooted to the spot like a tin of salmon.
— Mark Jackman
I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Every man has a sane spot somewhere.
— Robert Louis Stevenson