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Funny Football Quotes By Steve Coogan: That was liquid football

That was liquid football — Steve Coogan

Funny Football Quotes By David Beckham: That was in the past - we're in

That was in the past - we're in the future now. — David Beckham

Funny Football Quotes By John Madden: You got one guy going boom, one guy

You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone. — John Madden

Funny Football Quotes By Ron Atkinson: He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces — Ron Atkinson

Funny Football Quotes By Ron Atkinson: I'm going to make a prediction - it

I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way. — Ron Atkinson

Funny Football Quotes By Art Donovan: I'm a light eater. As soon as it's

I'm a light eater. As soon as it's light, I start to eat. — Art Donovan

Funny Football Quotes By Yogi Berra: It ain't like football. You can't make up

It ain't like football. You can't make up no trick plays. — Yogi Berra

Funny Football Quotes By Jorge Valdano: Playing against a defensive opponent is just as

Playing against a defensive opponent is just as bad as making love to a tree. — Jorge Valdano

Funny Football Quotes By Ron Atkinson: I would not say he (David Ginola) is

I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left-winger in the Premiership, but there are none better. — Ron Atkinson

Funny Football Quotes By David Beckham: I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. — David Beckham

Funny Football Quotes By Barry Venison: I always used to put my right boot

I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock. — Barry Venison

Funny Football Quotes By Joe Theismann: The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A

The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A
Genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. — Joe Theismann

Funny Football Quotes By Bill Shankly: A football team is like a piano. You

A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. — Bill Shankly

Funny Football Quotes By Tom Tolbert: I look at the NBA as a football

I look at the NBA as a football game without the helmet. — Tom Tolbert

Funny Football Quotes By Clive Tyldesley: If you cut Jamie Carragher open, he'll bleed

If you cut Jamie Carragher open, he'll bleed red. — Clive Tyldesley

Funny Football Quotes By Peyton Manning: Pressure is something you feel when you don't

Pressure is something you feel when you don't know what the hell you're doing. — Peyton Manning

Funny Football Quotes By Alex Ferguson: I tried it 100 or a million times

I tried it 100 or a million times it couldn't happen again. If I could, I would have carried on playing. — Alex Ferguson

Funny Football Quotes By David Beckham: We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but

We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion. — David Beckham

Funny Football Quotes By Lee Hendrie: I took a whack on my left ankle,

I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right. — Lee Hendrie

Funny Football Quotes By Gary Lineker: There's no in between-you're either good or bad.

There's no in between-you're either good or bad. We were in between. — Gary Lineker

Funny Football Quotes By Max McGee: When it's third and ten, you can take

When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time. — Max McGee

Funny Football Quotes By Ron Atkinson: I never comment on referees and I'm not

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat. — Ron Atkinson

Funny Football Quotes By Paul Gascoigne: I never make predictions and I never will.

I never make predictions and I never will. — Paul Gascoigne

Funny Football Quotes By Brian Clough: If God had wanted us to play football

If God had wanted us to play football in the sky, He'd have put grass up there. — Brian Clough

Funny Football Quotes By Chris Rock: You'd got a baseball game, or a football

You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think? — Chris Rock

Funny Football Quotes By Vinnie Jones: Winning doesn't really matter as long as you

Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win — Vinnie Jones

Funny Football Quotes By Ron Atkinson: Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms

Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning. — Ron Atkinson

Funny Football Quotes By Alex Ferguson: When an Italian tells me it's pasta on

When an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate, I check under the sauce to make sure. — Alex Ferguson

Funny Football Quotes By Gabriel Iglesias: I know enough football to know that's funny!

I know enough football to know that's funny! — Gabriel Iglesias

Funny Football Quotes By Stuart Pearce: I can see the carrot at the end

I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel. — Stuart Pearce

Funny Football Quotes By Carrie Harris: I wanted to beat the heck out of

I wanted to beat the heck out of the JV guys for that, except I wouldn't know what to do in a fistfight without a manual. — Carrie Harris

Funny Football Quotes By Duffy Daugherty: Football is not a contact sport. Its a

Football is not a contact sport. Its a collision sport — Duffy Daugherty

Funny Football Quotes By John Lambie: That's great, tell him he's Pele and get

That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on. — John Lambie

Funny Football Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: In high school, when I played football I

In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Football Quotes By Shaun Newton: Do you remember when we played in Spain

Do you remember when we played in Spain in the Anglo-Italian Cup? — Shaun Newton

Funny Football Quotes By Gordon Strachan: It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17

It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than Sven Goran Eriksson. — Gordon Strachan

Funny Football Quotes By Ugo Ehiogu: I'm as happy as I can be-but I

I'm as happy as I can be-but I have been happier. — Ugo Ehiogu

Funny Football Quotes By Alex Ferguson: Cole should be scoring from those distances, but

Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out. — Alex Ferguson

Funny Football Quotes By Glenn Hoddle: Football's all about 90 minutes

Football's all about 90 minutes — Glenn Hoddle

Funny Football Quotes By Mitchell Thomas: All that remains is for a few dots

All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed. — Mitchell Thomas

Funny Football Quotes By David Coleman: Don't tell those coming in the final result

Don't tell those coming in the final result of that fantastic match, but let's just have another look at Italy's winning goalo. — David Coleman

Funny Football Quotes By Kevin Keegan: They're the second best team in the world,

They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that. — Kevin Keegan