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Funny Fly Quotes By Frank Carson: I said to the waitress, "There's a fly

I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle." — Frank Carson

Funny Fly Quotes By Jerry Coleman: There's a deep fly ball ... Winfield goes

There's a deep fly ball ... Winfield goes back, back ... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Fly Quotes By Jerry Coleman: That was like swatting June bugs off a

That was like swatting June bugs off a fly. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Fly Quotes By Martin Amis: It's possible to be flippant here, when Jihadists

It's possible to be flippant here, when Jihadists fly aircraft into buildings they shout God is Great, what do atheists shout when they do it? — Martin Amis

Funny Fly Quotes By Mel Brooks: If God wanted us to fly, He would

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. — Mel Brooks

Funny Fly Quotes By John Zakour: I often say if men were meant to

I often say if men were meant to fly we would have been born with either feathers and wings or at the very least parachutes that pop out of our butts. — John Zakour

Funny Fly Quotes By Beck Anderson: I was just wondering how long we were

I was just wondering how long we were going to pretend like we annoyed each other before we started sleeping together. — Beck Anderson

Funny Fly Quotes By Casey Scieszka: Dear Fly, I love you. If you are

Dear Fly,

I love you. If you are a mouse I am cheese. If you are a cat I am a mouse. You are a fly, so I want to be shit. — Casey Scieszka

Funny Fly Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap.

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me ! — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Fly Quotes By Douglas Adams: I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. — Douglas Adams

Funny Fly Quotes By Bryan Davis: Assumptions are unopened windows that foolish birds fly

Assumptions are unopened windows that foolish birds fly into, and their broken bodies are evidence gathered too late. — Bryan Davis

Funny Fly Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: A fly was very close to being called

A fly was very close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Fly Quotes By Jerry Coleman: Eric Show will be

Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Fly Quotes By Mark Twain: The good Lord didn't create anything without a

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close. — Mark Twain

Funny Fly Quotes By Eddie Murphy: You might have seen a housefly, maybe even

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha! — Eddie Murphy