Funny Fly Quotes
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Funny Fly Quotes & Sayings
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I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."
— Frank Carson
There's a deep fly ball ... Winfield goes back, back ... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base.
— Jerry Coleman
That was like swatting June bugs off a fly.
— Jerry Coleman
It's possible to be flippant here, when Jihadists fly aircraft into buildings they shout God is Great, what do atheists shout when they do it?
— Martin Amis
I often say if men were meant to fly we would have been born with either feathers and wings or at the very least parachutes that pop out of our butts.
— John Zakour
I was just wondering how long we were going to pretend like we annoyed each other before we started sleeping together.
— Beck Anderson
Dear Fly,
I love you. If you are a mouse I am cheese. If you are a cat I am a mouse. You are a fly, so I want to be shit. — Casey Scieszka
I love you. If you are a mouse I am cheese. If you are a cat I am a mouse. You are a fly, so I want to be shit. — Casey Scieszka
At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !
— Rodney Dangerfield
Assumptions are unopened windows that foolish birds fly into, and their broken bodies are evidence gathered too late.
— Bryan Davis
A fly was very close to being called a land, because that's what it does half the time.
— Mitch Hedberg
Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down.
— Jerry Coleman