Funny Fall Quotes
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Funny Fall Quotes & Sayings
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One fall day in Boston, a tall mechanical engineering student named Joe entered the student union at Harvard University. He was all ambition and acne
— Dan Ariely
The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, Spring back or Fall in.
— Dave Beard
The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards.
— Steven Wright
I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.
— Steven Wright
The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it.
— Alan Coren
What do you think Dimitri? Is this a good idea, Dimitri? Please give us your blessing so that we can fall down and worship you, Dimitri.
— Richelle Mead
Laughing, how can you fall asleep? It brings a state of no-mind and no-thought, and does not allow you to fall asleep.
— Rajneesh
Running a ball club is like raising kids who fall out of trees.
— Tom Trebelhorn
Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out?
— Molly Harper
It's funny, isn't it? When you are young you just want to be old, and then later you wish you could go back to being a kid.
— Lauren Oliver
If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
— Lawrence Ferlinghetti
It is funny how it is almost more painful to fall over and scrape your knee than to be blown up. Your body goes into incredible protection mode.
— Giles Duley
If you fall, I'll be the there
— Floor
I agree that someone falling down is really funny, and I can go on YouTube and watch people falling. It makes me laugh.
— Nathan Fielder
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off- Cruz
— Derrolyn Anderson
I had a dream about you last night ... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.
— Amy Summers
She must have been very anxious about a first boy friend to fall in love with a Colgate boy
— Haidji
I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Are you okay?"
"Yeah."
"Good," she said, "because if you fall off a skyscraper, I'll be so mad at you. — Joel N. Ross
"Yeah."
"Good," she said, "because if you fall off a skyscraper, I'll be so mad at you. — Joel N. Ross
I lost my balance when the train pulled away, but a human crumple zone buffered my fall. We stayed like that, half fallen. Diagonal People.
— David Mitchell
I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down.
— Harold Ramis
It was funny how normal things seemed to go on even when everything was so messed up. People could still fall in love, even at the end of the world.
— Shelly Crane
Girls are funny. If they fall for you, they do what they want - their mothers be damned.
— Michael Schmicker
The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
— Adam Ferrara