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Funny Fall Quotes By Dan Ariely: One fall day in Boston, a tall mechanical

One fall day in Boston, a tall mechanical engineering student named Joe entered the student union at Harvard University. He was all ambition and acne — Dan Ariely

Funny Fall Quotes By Dave Beard: The clocks are all turned forward from Funny

The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, Spring back or Fall in. — Dave Beard

Funny Fall Quotes By Steven Wright: The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over

The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards. — Steven Wright

Funny Fall Quotes By Steven Wright: I saw a tree fall in the woods,

I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it. — Steven Wright

Funny Fall Quotes By Will Smith: The only man you will ever get is

The only man you will ever get is some fool named Grady who falls asleep in his soup. — Will Smith

Funny Fall Quotes By Alan Coren: The role of humour is to make people

The role of humour is to make people fall down and writhe on the Axminster, and that is the top and bottom of it. — Alan Coren

Funny Fall Quotes By Richelle Mead: What do you think Dimitri? Is this a

What do you think Dimitri? Is this a good idea, Dimitri? Please give us your blessing so that we can fall down and worship you, Dimitri. — Richelle Mead

Funny Fall Quotes By Fall Out Boy: Anything you say can and will be used

Anything you say can and will be used against you, so only say my name. — Fall Out Boy

Funny Fall Quotes By Rajneesh: Laughing, how can you fall asleep? It brings

Laughing, how can you fall asleep? It brings a state of no-mind and no-thought, and does not allow you to fall asleep. — Rajneesh

Funny Fall Quotes By Tom Trebelhorn: Running a ball club is like raising kids

Running a ball club is like raising kids who fall out of trees. — Tom Trebelhorn

Funny Fall Quotes By Josh Stern: If you don't fall down now and again,

If you don't fall down now and again, it just means the training wheels are working — Josh Stern

Funny Fall Quotes By Molly Harper: Are you going to answer my questions, or

Are you going to answer my questions, or do I have to whack you with a stick until delicious candy surprises fall out? — Molly Harper

Funny Fall Quotes By Lauren Oliver: It's funny, isn't it? When you are young

It's funny, isn't it? When you are young you just want to be old, and then later you wish you could go back to being a kid. — Lauren Oliver

Funny Fall Quotes By Lawrence Ferlinghetti: If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall

If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out. — Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Funny Fall Quotes By Giles Duley: It is funny how it is almost more

It is funny how it is almost more painful to fall over and scrape your knee than to be blown up. Your body goes into incredible protection mode. — Giles Duley

Funny Fall Quotes By Norm MacDonald: I like doing a funny show where I

I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl. — Norm MacDonald

Funny Fall Quotes By Floor: If you fall, I'll be the there

If you fall, I'll be the there — Floor

Funny Fall Quotes By Nathan Fielder: I agree that someone falling down is really

I agree that someone falling down is really funny, and I can go on YouTube and watch people falling. It makes me laugh. — Nathan Fielder

Funny Fall Quotes By Derrolyn Anderson: Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off- Cruz — Derrolyn Anderson

Funny Fall Quotes By Amy Summers: I had a dream about you last night

I had a dream about you last night ... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs. — Amy Summers

Funny Fall Quotes By Haidji: She must have been very anxious about a

She must have been very anxious about a first boy friend to fall in love with a Colgate boy — Haidji

Funny Fall Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I'm at the age where I want two

I'm at the age where I want two girls. In case I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Fall Quotes By Joel N. Ross: Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Good," she said, "because

Are you okay?"
"Yeah."
"Good," she said, "because if you fall off a skyscraper, I'll be so mad at you. — Joel N. Ross

Funny Fall Quotes By David Mitchell: I lost my balance when the train pulled

I lost my balance when the train pulled away, but a human crumple zone buffered my fall. We stayed like that, half fallen. Diagonal People. — David Mitchell

Funny Fall Quotes By George Burns: I don't have a drinking problem. I drink.

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem. — George Burns

Funny Fall Quotes By Harold Ramis: I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I

I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down. — Harold Ramis

Funny Fall Quotes By Shelly Crane: It was funny how normal things seemed to

It was funny how normal things seemed to go on even when everything was so messed up. People could still fall in love, even at the end of the world. — Shelly Crane

Funny Fall Quotes By Michael Schmicker: Girls are funny. If they fall for you,

Girls are funny. If they fall for you, they do what they want - their mothers be damned. — Michael Schmicker

Funny Fall Quotes By Adam Ferrara: The human body is in constant change the

The human body is in constant change the minute we're born. It's in a constant state of decay. We're all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart. — Adam Ferrara

Funny Fall Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look

Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves. — Jimmy Fallon