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Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
— Sarah Silverman
I've decided I don't like books that end with 'The End'. The fact that there are no more pages, suggests to me that the book has ended.
— Wayne Gerard Trotman
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.
— Darynda Jones
But Wall Street people are in fact very smart; they're funny, they're not company men who work their way up the chain.
— Paul Krugman
I do like to believe there is no stupid and or funny question because in fact if we don't ask than we don't learn.
— Kai Greene
A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation.
— Stephen Crane
Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding
— Jesse Andrews
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
— Lewis Grizzard
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
Little-known fact about cheerleaders: They keep schedules that would make grown marines cry.
— Jennifer Lynn Barnes
The fact of the matter is that I wanted to hold a grudge in some funny kind of way.Against everybody.
— Mario Puzo
The dumbest question I was ever asked by a sportswriter was whether I hit harder with red or white gloves. As a matter of fact, I hit harder with red.
— Frank Crawford
Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
The fact that you and I are acquaintances only interested and amused the ghosts further. Gossip bunch, really.
— August Westman
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!
— Groucho Marx
It is a fact that even warming moments overwhelm me with despair, and this is why I am I.
— Morrissey
Would I laugh?""Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking. — Margaret Atwood
But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick.
— Kristen Johnston
I haven't stopped looking for the good in people. I've just accepted the fact that I'm not always going to find it.
— Patti LaBelle
The Kenyans haven't done much in the last two games, in fact they haven't competed since 1972
— Brendan Foster
I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not.
— Jeremy Clarkson
Only dead fishes go with the flow.. I guess that make me a dead fish!
— Shanai Campbell
