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Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes. — Sarah Silverman

I've decided I don't like books that end with 'The End'. The fact that there are no more pages, suggests to me that the book has ended. — Wayne Gerard Trotman

The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it. — Mark Twain

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones

But Wall Street people are in fact very smart; they're funny, they're not company men who work their way up the chain. — Paul Krugman

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he's not running for anything. — Bob Hope

I do like to believe there is no stupid and or funny question because in fact if we don't ask than we don't learn. — Kai Greene

A man said to the universe: 'Sir, I exist!' 'However,' replied the universe. 'The fact has not created in me A sense of obligation. — Stephen Crane

I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and now the fact that anybody would emulate what I do? It's just funny. — Taylor Swift

There are men who can think no deeper than a fact. — Voltaire

You, the actor, must be aware of when you're being funny, but the character you're playing should always be oblivious to the fact. — Jon Lovitz

Girls like good-looking guys, and I am not very good-looking. In fact, I sort of look like a pudding — Jesse Andrews

I need a hug from you to make me feel better about the fact I need a hug from you. — Stephanie Rowe

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. — Lewis Grizzard

I feel no grief for being called something
which
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski

Little-known fact about cheerleaders: They keep schedules that would make grown marines cry. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

The fact of the matter is that I wanted to hold a grudge in some funny kind of way.Against everybody. — Mario Puzo

Idiot."
"That fact is well established and adds nothing to the plot. — Leigh Bardugo

It was a well-known fact that Lorna was leaving in six months' time, since Lorna had been leaving in six months' time for close to twenty-five years. — Danielle Wood

The dumbest question I was ever asked by a sportswriter was whether I hit harder with red or white gloves. As a matter of fact, I hit harder with red. — Frank Crawford

Baby, the fact that you know that's funny is going to save your whole life. — Carrie Fisher

Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

The fact that you and I are acquaintances only interested and amused the ghosts further. Gossip bunch, really. — August Westman

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do! — Groucho Marx

I'm a fake fact factory. The things I make are the things I make up. Also, as a side business, I make love. Actually, I just made that up. — Dora J. Arod

It is a fact that even warming moments overwhelm me with despair, and this is why I am I. — Morrissey

Would I laugh?"
"Matter of fact, you would," says Zeb. "Heart like shale. What you need is a good fracking. — Margaret Atwood

But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I'm a funny chick. — Kristen Johnston

I haven't stopped looking for the good in people. I've just accepted the fact that I'm not always going to find it. — Patti LaBelle

I know that to be a true fact because I read it in Heat magazine — Bill Bailey

The Kenyans haven't done much in the last two games, in fact they haven't competed since 1972 — Brendan Foster

I don't think I am particularly funny. In fact, I know I'm not. — Jeremy Clarkson

Only dead fishes go with the flow.. I guess that make me a dead fish! — Shanai Campbell

Rats have a sense of humor. Rats, in fact think the world is very funny. And they are right, dear reader. They are right. — Kate DiCamillo

I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it. — Walter Matthau