Funny Face Quotes
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Funny Face Quotes & Sayings
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She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart.
— Celia Rivenbark
Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK?
— Orson Scott Card
I'm not trying to be funny. I'm very concerned." He pointed to his face. "This is my concerned face.
— Anonymous
It's like the old pie-in-the-face routine: it stops being funny when it starts being you.
— Stephen King
Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
— Rodney Dangerfield
As soon as I arrive at the house, Laurie starts running, hits my chest, knocks me down, and licks my face. It's become a family ritual.
— Beverly Sills
What do you think? Does this face make me look fat?
— Kiersten White
So this is the "smug idiot thinks he's funny" face, Kami observed. Not to be confused with other "smug idiot" variants.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
There was no doubt in my mind that Daemon believed revenge was a dish best served in my face.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome?
— Frankie Boyle
She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it.
— Kayti McGee
Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money.
— Frankie Boyle
A scarlet flame suffused her face. 'You are very insolent,' she said, lamely. 'I've often been told so. But I don't believe it.
— Rafael Sabatini
My whole head is like I've had a face lift.
— Robert Pattinson
Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think.
— Betty White
I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy.
— Chris Elliott
In that moment, I wanted to punch myself in the face.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Megan looked into Agnes's frightened face. Agnes had been so sharp just a few years back - funny and cutting and wonderfully ribald.
— Harlan Coben
Nick rubbed his hand across his face as he tried to make sense of her prattle. But that was the thing about Simi. She seldom made sense.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Always walk towards open doors. And if they slam shut in your face, kick that sucker in and keep going.
— Richard Gere
You're like an oceanic Lassie." My grin twitched on my face, threatening to tumble over into laughter again.
— Katherine McIntyre
It reminds me how funny living in LA can be; You go to a friend's barbecue and you leave the face of Victoria Beckham's look book.
— Alice Greczyn
I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him.
— William Shakespeare
Kristin Bauer is so funny. Half the time I'm working with her I'm just trying to keep a straight face.
— Rutina Wesley
You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple, because maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun.
— Mitch Hedberg
Hey," he pulled away and put his hand on my face. "What are you thinking about?""Your butt," I admitted. — Diana Peterfreund
I never thought I'd land in pictures with a face like mine.
— Audrey Hepburn
I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.'
— Bill Bailey
Supplementing the far, remote Glory-of-God expression in his face, the glory-of-doughnuts shone suddenly very warmly.
— Eleanor Hallowell Abbott
A fart in the face is love.
— James Kidd
needed someone intelligent, motivated, funny, caring, strong, tolerant - because let's face it, I was no picnic. Someone
— Genna Rulon
A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise!" he laughed, leaning down to push the blanket away from Ella Lorena's small ugly face." - Rhett Butler
— Margaret Mitchell
I have a beard. Just not on my face ...
— Craig Ferguson
You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.
— Amit Kalantri
Your wife is a big hippo! My face is melting! My face is meltinnnnggg!
— Terry Pratchett
He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face.
— Henny Youngman
Jet, I can almost remember their funny faces
— Paul McCartney
The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?" Her face is stoic. "Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears.
— Jessica Sorensen
I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.
— Gilbert Gottfried
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard!
— Rodney Dangerfield
And then I met a woman,now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy
You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff.
— Frances Winkler
![Funny Face Quotes By William Shakespeare: [Thine] face is not worth sunburning.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/funny-face-quotes-by-william-shakespeare-384182.jpg "Funny Face Quotes By William Shakespeare: [Thine] face is not worth sunburning.")
[Thine] face is not worth sunburning.
— William Shakespeare
![Funny Face Quotes By Groucho Marx: [Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart.](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/funny-face-quotes-by-groucho-marx-353774.jpg "Funny Face Quotes By Groucho Marx: [Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart.")
[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face.
— Groucho Marx
I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights.
— Jane Austen
You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear?
— Renita D'Silva
Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
— Alan King
When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.
— Noel Fielding
If her hormones had a face, she would slap it.
— Melissa Grey
She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident.
— Andrew Hinkinson
The classic definition of slapstick runs along the line of, Funny is someone else ramming his face repeatedly into a brick wall.
— Katherine Dunn
We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that.
— Nenia Campbell
Scorsese, Spielberg, Tarantino, Peter Jackson - all of you: I'm here, I'm ready. I can do funny faces, I can sing, I can dance. Hire me!
— Cara Delevingne
I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face.
— Bo Burnham
Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana.
— TheFlamingPopsicle
A shadow crossed Andrea's face. "I don't want to be his TWT-IHFB." "What does that mean?" "That Weird Thing I Haven't Fucked Before." I choked.
— Ilona Andrews
Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. My horse's face is better-looking.
— Kathleen Bittner Roth
A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold.
— Matthew Moy
I have no illusions about my looks. I think my face is funny.
— Audrey Hepburn
