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She appears to have a face that would stop a clock and raise hell with small watches, bless her heart. — Celia Rivenbark

Remember, I'm the only person her who's paid to be nice to you. But not too nice. Give me any lip and I'll break your face. OK? — Orson Scott Card

I'm not trying to be funny. I'm very concerned." He pointed to his face. "This is my concerned face. — Anonymous

It's like the old pie-in-the-face routine: it stops being funny when it starts being you. — Stephen King

I stepped away from the wall and tried to put on a happy face. It didn't work. "Hi."
"She says that so well." Mal turned to me and winked. — Kylie Scott

Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy. — Rodney Dangerfield

As soon as I arrive at the house, Laurie starts running, hits my chest, knocks me down, and licks my face. It's become a family ritual. — Beverly Sills

I saw a young boy eating an ice cream cone, ... I smashed it in his face. You know that kid is going to remember me when he's 50. — Dane Cook

What do you think? Does this face make me look fat? — Kiersten White

So this is the "smug idiot thinks he's funny" face, Kami observed. Not to be confused with other "smug idiot" variants. — Sarah Rees Brennan

There was no doubt in my mind that Daemon believed revenge was a dish best served in my face. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome? — Frankie Boyle

She looks me dead in the face and says, "The safe word is going to be 'immigration,' because you know I'll stop it. — Kayti McGee

Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money. — Frankie Boyle

A scarlet flame suffused her face. 'You are very insolent,' she said, lamely. 'I've often been told so. But I don't believe it. — Rafael Sabatini

He's wearing flannel!" Alan yelped. "He's shoving his straight in my face! — K.D. Sarge

My whole head is like I've had a face lift. — Robert Pattinson

Man. I know they say it's good to take the high road. But it's also good to punch assholes in the face, too. — Ava Lore

Sex is pretty funny, let's face it. And the more seriously we take ourselves, the funnier sex gets, I think. — Betty White

I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy. — Chris Elliott

In that moment, I wanted to punch myself in the face. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Megan looked into Agnes's frightened face. Agnes had been so sharp just a few years back - funny and cutting and wonderfully ribald. — Harlan Coben

She tried to smile sympathetically, but with her face it wasn't quite possible. — Anthony Horowitz

Nick rubbed his hand across his face as he tried to make sense of her prattle. But that was the thing about Simi. She seldom made sense. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I love rom-coms. Any will do. Films such as 'How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days' or 'Funny Face' with Audrey Hepburn. — Estelle

Always walk towards open doors. And if they slam shut in your face, kick that sucker in and keep going. — Richard Gere

& I'm all up all up all up in the bank with the funny face — Nicki Minaj

Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane — Rachel Caine

I bet she likes it hard, from behind, probably likes to get spanked too. I mean, just look at her, she has a serious come-fuck-me-face. — Ida Lokas

You're like an oceanic Lassie." My grin twitched on my face, threatening to tumble over into laughter again. — Katherine McIntyre

It reminds me how funny living in LA can be; You go to a friend's barbecue and you leave the face of Victoria Beckham's look book. — Alice Greczyn

No, no. Don't make that face. Every time I propose to you, you make that twisty, unhappy face. It wears on a man's confidence. — Tessa Dare

I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him. — William Shakespeare

Permission to shoot the fucker in the face when it comes over the rim? — J. Fally

Kristin Bauer is so funny. Half the time I'm working with her I'm just trying to keep a straight face. — Rutina Wesley

I liked my face. Ethan liked my face. A lot of people liked my face. Besides, makeup was really just glorified face paint. — D.A. Paul

That old funny-shaped bit of wood is still staring me in the face every day saying 'come on, you haven't started yet!' It's infinite. — Jeff Beck

You should never tell someone they have a nice dimple, because maybe they were shot in the face with a BB gun. — Mitch Hedberg

Hey," he pulled away and put his hand on my face. "What are you thinking about?"
"Your butt," I admitted. — Diana Peterfreund

Time goes by at such a pace,it's funny how it's easy to forget her face — Bil Keane

I never thought I'd land in pictures with a face like mine. — Audrey Hepburn

I once punched a bloke in the face for saying 'Hawk the Slayer' was rubbish, when what I should have said 'Dad, you're wrong.' — Bill Bailey

Look at his face. I bet his cornflakes try to crawl out of the bowl. — Dylan Moran

When someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I'm a librarian, damn it! We only take book donations. — Bauvard

Supplementing the far, remote Glory-of-God expression in his face, the glory-of-doughnuts shone suddenly very warmly. — Eleanor Hallowell Abbott

A fart in the face is love. — James Kidd

needed someone intelligent, motivated, funny, caring, strong, tolerant - because let's face it, I was no picnic. Someone — Genna Rulon

A new baby! Why, Scarlett, this is a surprise!" he laughed, leaning down to push the blanket away from Ella Lorena's small ugly face." - Rhett Butler — Margaret Mitchell

I have a beard. Just not on my face ... — Craig Ferguson

If you so much as look at her funny, I'll blow your fucking face off. We clear? Good. — Mira Grant

Love is very funny business. And sex - well, let's face it, sex is hysterical. — Nora Roberts

You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference. — Amit Kalantri

He's unrepentant,' McClane pronounced, 'and insulting. And possibly suicidal. Can we kick him in the face? — J. Fally

Your wife is a big hippo! My face is melting! My face is meltinnnnggg! — Terry Pratchett

He is the only man I ever met with a seersucker face. — Henny Youngman

Face Book keeps asking me to complete my relationship status; I doubt it has the soul of a gossip magazine column's starving journalist. — Shahla Khan

Rock-Paper-Scissors for it."
"But you always cheat," Blake whined. "And then you just punch me and growl that 'rock beats face'. — Kyle Adams

Jet, I can almost remember their funny faces — Paul McCartney

The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. "Are you being serious?" Her face is stoic. "Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears. — Jessica Sorensen

My own brother calling me a brickhead. Sneering faeries insulting me. Women punching me in the face. How much more am I to swallow in one bloody day? — Nora Roberts

I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny. — Gilbert Gottfried

I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield

And then I met a woman,
now comes the funny part;
with eyes that petrified my brain
and sunk into my heart. — Hugh Antoine D'Arcy

You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff. — Frances Winkler

Liza took her time sipping her tea. That's what I hear Janet. Of course, living it up can take years off your life and add them to your face. — Gwenn Wright

[Thine] face is not worth sunburning. — William Shakespeare

[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face. — Groucho Marx

One minute, I was saying, "Hello, Mr. Bunny!" and smiling at its sweet little face and funny floppy ears. The next, the fucker savaged me. — John Cleese

I frequently observe that one pretty face would be followed by five and thirty frights. — Jane Austen

I have never wanted to punch a highway in the face as badly as I do right now. — Seanan McGuire

An obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face. — Andrew Hussie

You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear? — Renita D'Silva

Making love to a person in their sleep is the only guarantee they'll wake up with a smile on their face. — Bauvard

Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair. — Will Rogers

Let's face it: It's difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom. — Alan King

When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him. — Noel Fielding

If her hormones had a face, she would slap it. — Melissa Grey

When I got up I stuck to my plan - stumbling forward and getting hit in the face. — Randall Cobb

She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident. — Andrew Hinkinson

I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"! — Mitch Hedberg

The classic definition of slapstick runs along the line of, Funny is someone else ramming his face repeatedly into a brick wall. — Katherine Dunn

It's looks like someone slapped you in the face with a fruit roll-up or something! — Daniel Bryan

We don't have dealings. He just stalks me. I'm popular like that. — Nenia Campbell

Scorsese, Spielberg, Tarantino, Peter Jackson - all of you: I'm here, I'm ready. I can do funny faces, I can sing, I can dance. Hire me! — Cara Delevingne

I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace. Pour your love all over me, but please aim away from my face. — Bo Burnham

Funny he could take down a group of terrorists without blinking an eye, but come face to face with this gorgeous woman, and he lost his common sense. — Casey Clipper

I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented. — Julie Brown

That face. That body. And you know he's packing. Look at the angle on that dangle. — Jeaniene Frost

Parker, what are you doing?" "Making a funny face in an effort to make you stop staring at me like I murdered your beloved goldfish. — Penny Reid

The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere." — David Frost

Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana. — TheFlamingPopsicle

Her face looked like a fruit from which all the juice had been sucked. — Brian Herbert

A shadow crossed Andrea's face. "I don't want to be his TWT-IHFB." "What does that mean?" "That Weird Thing I Haven't Fucked Before." I choked. — Ilona Andrews

Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. My horse's face is better-looking. — Kathleen Bittner Roth

She paced back and forth while I rinsed and decided to face the music - or the Echo. — Lila Felix

A pie in the face is funny. Comedy gold. — Matthew Moy

I have no illusions about my looks. I think my face is funny. — Audrey Hepburn

I could always get by on a fake ID, calm face, and a smile. My sister could look guilty saying her prayers. — Huntley Fitzpatrick