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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. — Woody Allen

It was a sobering experience. — Lindsay Lohan

the funny thing about perception. I will never be able to experience the words the way you will, and you'll never see them the way I do. — Lily Paradis

Too stupid to learn and too stupid to give up. — George R R Martin

Experience is a funny thing. You don't always have it when you need it. — Patrick Chan

Life is a near-death experience. — George Carlin

History often reads as a hard and grim experience. But people are remarkably resilient and funny, even when the going is very hard. — Jim Murphy

Nothing is worth having if it isn't worth showing off ... — Thabang Gideon Magaola

It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time. — Julie Powell

It's so different when you change your hair color, you're treated so differently. It's a very funny experience. It's fun - I love changing up my hair. — Kate Bosworth

I can't see that it's wrong to give him a little legal experience before he goes out to practice law. — John F. Kennedy

Marriage is nature's way of ensuring that a woman picks up some mothering experience before she has her first child. — Robert Breault

Is any blogger out there saying anything - do they deserve First Amendment protection? These are the issues of our times. — Lindsey Graham

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best. — Woody Allen

Don't force things to happen. — Lisa Loeb

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name. — Milton Berle

Time and experience have a funny way of altering one's recollections of the past. — Wendy Webb

There's a saying, isn't there, that when you've had a near death experience, all you want to do is have sex? — Kirsty Greenwood

Leftists always want to ... circle around subjects ... rather than addressing any subject directly. — Dave Sim

Unintelligible language is a lantern without a light. — Samuel Johnson

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old. — Auliq Ice

We've all been broken at some point. Forgiving ourselves or another person helps us move forward. — Julia Roberts

All Congresses and Parliaments have a kindly feeling for idiots, and a compassion for them, on account of personal experience and heredity. — Mark Twain

Stevia does something funny to the chemistry of my mouth. There's no fooling a taste bud, in my experience. — Jonathan Franzen

When Fred Astaire danced, everything in this world was perfect. — Stanley Donen

Standup comedy is fun. I mean other than having to experience the excruciating lonlieness and unacknowledged sadness that results in funny. — Dov Davidoff

Has anybody ever told you you're a remarkably cynical person?"
"I like to think of it as learning from experience. — Benedict Jacka

Judgement comes from experience, and great judgement comes from bad experience. — Bob Packwood

The moment the light of your being becomes bright, darkness will melt away to reveal the brightness of your consciousness. — Debasish Mridha

I don't know if I have a technique. I'm just trying to remember the words. — Dennis Farina

All ways will lead and take you there as long as you know where you want to go. — Auliq Ice