Funny Ever After Quotes
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Funny Ever After Quotes & Sayings
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I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Nix: We're not leaving without her. So unless you want permanent houseguests of the destructive sort, just hand her over.
— Kresley Cole
Are you ever going to kiss me without swearing first?
— Christine Feehan
There's been a lot of coming home in the early mornings after funny nights out, having bizarre sandwiches in bed.
— Neneh Cherry
Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.
— Victor J. Stenger
A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident.
— Adam Young
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
— Minnie Pearl
I'd like to point out that we've had zero problem reaching each other's mouths.
— Stephanie Perkins
Johnny Hart became much less funny after he found sobriety, and religion, around the same time.
— Gene Weingarten
Sometimes I think I look like I've had facial reconstructive surgery. Like after burns.
— Robert Pattinson
I try to write 'and it's all very funny' after each scene description so that the reader can imagine the movie in their head.
— Noah Baumbach
After two minutes after this time, and I am already there.
— Eugene Ormandy
Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies.
— Nigella Lawson
It's funny, because I'm a man of strong opinions and when I make one, I stand by it even if it starts to appear incorrect to me after a while.
— Danny Bonaduce
If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!"
— Mitch Hedberg
The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you're sitting in a garret with a quill pen for hour after hour.
— Lincoln Child
Why do you always start after my beat then rush to catch up? Do you want us to stay behind?
— Eugene Ormandy
It's a funny thing sensing someone else's sex drive. After a while, you get to mistaking it for your own.
— Haruki Murakami
A comedy isn't about being funny ... a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all.
— Gary D. Schmidt
Funny, that. For so long Wormwood had desired the throne and then, when he'd had it, it hadn't been worth desiring after all.
— John Connolly
After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.
— W.C. Fields
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.
— Francesca Annis
Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.
— Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach
I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge."
— Brian Regan
