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If you behaved nicely, the communists wouldn't exist. — Jenny Holzer

I liked wine, both red and white, and especially Champagne; and on very special occasions I could even drink a small glass of brandy. — Winston Churchill

Though my parents assured me over and over again that I wasn't stupid or slow, I sensed that my dyslexia was now a stigma on all of us. — Carre Otis

You show your humanity by how you see yourself not as apart from others but from your connection to others. — Desmond Tutu

Past and future were out of her hands. One was finished and couldn't be undone. The other was beyond imagining. — Francine Rivers

Unless the Bible is first taught to our own hearts, then we have no basis from which to teach it to others at all. — Alistair Begg

Careful those who fight with monsters, that they might become monsters themeselves. — Roald Dahl

Kind prince there is nothing in the realm of ideas that is absolute, therefore all efforts to form ideologies are ultimately futile. — Lao-Tzu

Family not only need to consist of merely those whom we share blood, but also for those whom we'd give blood. — Charles Dickens

If I'm going to do television, I wanted that 'North and South' experience. I wanted something that's going to challenge me on a constant basis. — Patrick Swayze

Public education has served as a check on the power of parents, and this is another powerful reason for maintaining it. — John Goodlad

I've dodged all sorts of bullets in Hollywood to get my movies made. I'm tough. — Lee Daniels

Politics with me isn't theater. It's performance art. Sometimes, for its own sake. — Roger Stone