Funny Dry Quotes: top 21 famous quotes about Funny Dry

Funny Dry Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Funny Dry quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

When someone is anonymous, it opens the door to all kinds of antisocial behavior, as seen by the Ku Klux Klan. — Philip Zimbardo

To love is to be vulnerable: if God loves, then God is mortal. — Don Cupitt

If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet? — Steven Wright

Nona needs a very dry martini. — Holly Hood

I will always choose to be an imbecile. I couldn't cut it as an old fashion, and dry gal. — Mary Sage Nguyen

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? — Robert Benchley

Well," Loraz said, her voice as dry as the rest of her was not. "At least you still have clothes on. — Laini Taylor

That saints will aid if men will call; For the blue sky bends over all! — Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Nothing says awkward like coming in your pants while dry humping. — Jay McLean

Sometimes I am so dry that people don't know I'm kidding and think I'm being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny. — Robert Crais

Wonderful. I'm stranded with the least creative Ramblers. — M.L. LeGette

Who said that?" asked Sir Grummore.
"But the sword said it, like I tell you."
"Talkative weapon," remarked Sir Grummore skeptically. — T.H. White

The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners. — Bauvard

People who have goals succeed because they know where they're going. It's that simple. — Earl Nightingale

I don't know, maybe Australian humour isn't supposed to be funny. It's as dry as the Sahara, and I think people miss that. — Nick Cave

If someone tells you he is going to make a 'realistic decision', you immediately understand that he has resolved to do something bad. — Mary McCarthy

Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what BEING STABBED? — Jeremy Clarkson

Healing is the gateway to peace and peace is the path to passion and purpose. — Saba

The others strapped themselves below - except for Coach Hedge, who insisted on clinging to the forward rail, yelling, YEAH! Bring it on, Lake! — Rick Riordan

Scottish Play Doe was born at 4:13 a.m. on September 6th. The ink was barely dry on his father's new tattoo. — Adam Rex

What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off? — Parker S. Huntington