Funny Driver Quotes
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Funny Driver Quotes & Sayings
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Your baby is crying, says the driver to Taiwo, the Ghanian way of saying your cell phone is ringing.
— Taiye Selasi
My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit
— Rodney Dangerfield
So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?". I said "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
— Tommy Cooper
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
— Steven Wright
Any one could write a book," said the taxi driver. " Yes, they could, but they DON'T," said Maeve Binchy
— Maeve Binchy
Tomorrow always has the potential for sunshine.
— Kehinde Sonola
Porsche is a driver's car - a performance car. That was funny - here's this awesome car, but it's got no cup holders.
— Jason McCoy
Uncertainty is the first step toward self-determination," Plagueis said. "Courage comes next.
— James Luceno
grief is as much regret for what we have never had as sorrow for what we have lost. As
— David Nicholls
He took up smoking recently. Life feels more exciting when you have something burning in your hand.
— Jonathan Crown
Frustration comes from fighting your own momentum.
— Walter Kirn
Salvation is the greatest soul.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
I was in this restaurant and I asked for something herby. They gave me a Volkswagen with no driver.
— Tim Vine
He wondered what you had to do to lose your driver's license in Italy.
— Robert Hellenga
