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Funny Down And Out Quotes By Dave Chappelle: I wish I had more hands, so I I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down! Dave Chappelle
Funny Down And Out Quotes By Mignon McLaughlin: Men never know how tired they are till Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. Mignon McLaughlin
Funny Down And Out Quotes By Chris Rock: You'd got a baseball game, or a football You'd got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, "USA! USA! USA!" Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don't you think? — Chris Rock
Funny Down And Out Quotes By Giovanna Fletcher: I think it's funny how life can lead I think it's funny how life can lead you down certain paths which you wouldn't have taken otherwise. — Giovanna Fletcher
Funny Down And Out Quotes By Amy Summers: I had a dream about you last night I had a dream about you last night ... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs. — Amy Summers
Funny Down And Out Quotes By John McGahern: People are funny. They look down from all People are funny. They look down from all sorts of heights and then if the looking down has no effect they get unsure. — John McGahern
Funny Down And Out Quotes By Djimon Hounsou: Funny enough, every role that I have had, Funny enough, every role that I have had, I try to tone down my accent or speak with better diction. — Djimon Hounsou
Funny Down And Out Quotes By Michel Houellebecq: In the presence of a reader of Teilhard In the presence of a reader of Teilhard De Chardin I feel disarmed, nonplussed, ready to break down in tears. — Michel Houellebecq
Funny Down And Out Quotes By Jason Alexander: Jerry Seinfeld has an interesting theory. He goes, Jerry Seinfeld has an interesting theory. He goes, '20 pounds up or down, and you lose your funny.' — Jason Alexander
Funny Down And Out Quotes By Murray Walker: Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, Rally points scoring is twenty for the fastest, eighteen for the second fastest, right down to six points for the slowest fastest. — Murray Walker
Funny Down And Out Quotes By Kristen Stewart: I love sitting down and having actual conversations. I love sitting down and having actual conversations. But I don't do that sound-bite, be-candidly-funny thing. — Kristen Stewart
Funny Down And Out Quotes By Bill Engvall: I hit two trees and fell down a I hit two trees and fell down a ditch. And that was just walking from the lodge. — Bill Engvall
Funny Down And Out Quotes By Tammy Blackwell: There really isn't much use in getting into There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway. — Tammy Blackwell
Funny Down And Out Quotes By Eddie Izzard: "I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes "I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird." — Eddie Izzard
Funny Down And Out Quotes By Charlie Huston: Course you can't fucking see, buddy, it's darker Course you can't fucking see, buddy, it's darker than a nun's virgin anus down here. — Charlie Huston
Funny Down And Out Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: When you're given the gift of truth, you When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough. — Shannon L. Alder
Funny Down And Out Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I got two stools, in case I want I got two stools, in case I want to sit down and sit down again on something else. — Mitch Hedberg
Funny Down And Out Quotes By Jonathan Tropper: She was smart and funny and vulnerable and She was smart and funny and vulnerable and just so goddamned beautiful, the kind of beautiful that was worth being shot down over. — Jonathan Tropper
Funny Down And Out Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: Brass, stay down all summer. Brass, stay down all summer. — Eugene Ormandy
Funny Down And Out Quotes By Jaime King: But the funny thing is, I broke my But the funny thing is, I broke my finger not on set doing kung fu. I broke my finger when I fell down the stairs prior to going on set. — Jaime King
Funny Down And Out Quotes By Harold Ramis: I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I I'm not a believer in the pratfall. I don't think it's funny just to have someone fall down. — Harold Ramis
Funny Down And Out Quotes By Eva Morgan: So I need to lay down some ground So I need to lay down some ground rules."
"Rules for the use of the ground?" He's gazing out the window. "Am I still allowed to step on it? — Eva Morgan
Funny Down And Out Quotes By Lorrie Moore: I don't sit down to write a funny I don't sit down to write a funny story. Every single thing I sit down to write is meant to be sad. — Lorrie Moore
Funny Down And Out Quotes By Fred Allen: He has no idea what it was like He has no idea what it was like to grow up in the South, where you had to hold your head down. — Fred Allen
Funny Down And Out Quotes By Zayn Malik: Life is a funny thing, the minute you Life is a funny thing, the minute you think you've got everything figured out something comes along and turns it all upside down. — Zayn Malik