Funny Dog Family Quotes

Funny Dog Family Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Funny Dog Family quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

As soon as I arrive at the house, Laurie starts running, hits my chest, knocks me down, and licks my face. It's become a family ritual. — Beverly Sills

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far. — Libba Bray

I always thought that my canine family tended to view me as the funny-looking two-legged dog who runs the can opener. — Roger Caras