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Funny Disappearing Quotes By Duane Thomas: If it's the ultimate game, how come they're

If it's the ultimate game, how come they're playing it again next year? — Duane Thomas

Funny Disappearing Quotes By Carson Kressley: Challenge yourself, jump off the deep end and

Challenge yourself, jump off the deep end and learn to swim. — Carson Kressley

Funny Disappearing Quotes By Neil Gaiman: I watch my heart disappearing into her rosebud

I watch my heart disappearing into her rosebud mouth. My Valentine's jest somehow seems less funny. — Neil Gaiman

Funny Disappearing Quotes By Kendall Ryan: I know I shouldn't, but God I want

I know I shouldn't, but God I want you — Kendall Ryan

Funny Disappearing Quotes By Sun Tzu: Lure with bait, strike with chaos

Lure with bait, strike with chaos — Sun Tzu

Funny Disappearing Quotes By Carolyn Byers Ruch: Build a bridge over shame by teaching kids

Build a bridge over shame by teaching kids about sexual abuse. Give them a chance to run to us should they encounter it. Be their hero. — Carolyn Byers Ruch

Funny Disappearing Quotes By Immanuel Kant: I had therefore to remove knowledge, in order

I had therefore to remove knowledge, in order to make room for belief. — Immanuel Kant

Funny Disappearing Quotes By Marcel Duchamp: Distortion came first from the fauves, who, in

Distortion came first from the fauves, who, in turn, were under the strong influence of primitive art. — Marcel Duchamp

Funny Disappearing Quotes By Shalom Harlow: I've recently started composting in my apartment, which

I've recently started composting in my apartment, which is quite an adventure. — Shalom Harlow

Funny Disappearing Quotes By Bohdi Sanders: You have to be strong enough to stand

You have to be strong enough to stand up for what you believe, even if you are standing alone. — Bohdi Sanders

Funny Disappearing Quotes By Toni Morrison: When good people take you in and treat

When good people take you in and treat you good, you ought to try to be good back. — Toni Morrison

Funny Disappearing Quotes By Jane Lynch: But now that I've matured, I've realized that

But now that I've matured, I've realized that - at the end of the day - what's really important is the work, not what people think of me. — Jane Lynch

Funny Disappearing Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry

Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help. — Andy Borowitz

Funny Disappearing Quotes By Reinhold Niebuhr: Better not read books in which you make

Better not read books in which you make acquaintance of the devil. — Reinhold Niebuhr

Funny Disappearing Quotes By Bruce Willis: I'm much more proud of being a father

I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor. — Bruce Willis

Funny Disappearing Quotes By Kai Ryssdal: I was in better shape when I went

I was in better shape when I went into boot camp than when I came out. — Kai Ryssdal