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Funny Disabled Quotes By Steve Coogan: Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a

Got my fungal foot powder? Ah, it's a lifesaver, you know. I'd effectively be disabled if it weren't for these. — Steve Coogan

Funny Disabled Quotes By Samuel Butler: Faith - you can do very little with

Faith - you can do very little with it, but you can do nothing without it. — Samuel Butler

Funny Disabled Quotes By Maya Banks: Now tell me you love me again. Tell

Now tell me you love me again. Tell me you're not going to run from me ever again. — Maya Banks

Funny Disabled Quotes By Joseph Altuzarra: That's a big part of being a designer

That's a big part of being a designer now: going out, having dinners, meeting people. Being in an ivory tower, you can feel very removed. — Joseph Altuzarra

Funny Disabled Quotes By Brian Tracy: Many parents make the mistake of giving love

Many parents make the mistake of giving love and approval to their children only when their children do something that they want them to do. — Brian Tracy

Funny Disabled Quotes By Preeti Shenoy: I just need some space,

I just need some space, — Preeti Shenoy

Funny Disabled Quotes By Victoria Schwab: Da thought of people as books to be

Da thought of people as books to be read, but I've always thought of them more as formulas- full of variables, but always the sum of their parts. — Victoria Schwab

Funny Disabled Quotes By Ben Carson: The babies had been successfully anesthetized after only

The babies had been successfully anesthetized after only a few hours, a complex procedure because of their shared blood vessels. — Ben Carson

Funny Disabled Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: Time is the essence of life

Time is the essence of life — Sunday Adelaja

Funny Disabled Quotes By Alexander Gordon Smith: Yeah, save the idiots in government, definitely a

Yeah, save the idiots in government, definitely a priority. He didn't say it out loud, though. — Alexander Gordon Smith

Funny Disabled Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: If he believed he didn't have to care,

If he believed he didn't have to care, then he didn't need to hurt when he failed. — Brandon Sanderson

Funny Disabled Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: Medical Science Has Determined Envy, Anger Are Responsible

Medical Science Has Determined Envy, Anger Are Responsible For Plethora Of Medical Conditions — Sunday Adelaja

Funny Disabled Quotes By Benedict Cumberbatch: As an actor, you are aware of how

As an actor, you are aware of how a role can seep into your real life. — Benedict Cumberbatch

Funny Disabled Quotes By Guy Kawasaki: Take my word for it: More people will

Take my word for it: More people will like you if you believe that people are good until proven bad. — Guy Kawasaki

Funny Disabled Quotes By Ming-Dao Deng: It is said that if one chooses to

It is said that if one chooses to pray to a rock with enough devotion, even that rock will come alive. — Ming-Dao Deng

Funny Disabled Quotes By Geoffrey Chaucer: But of no nombre mencioun made he, Of

But of no nombre mencioun made he, Of bigamye, or of octogamye33. Why sholde men thanne speke of it vileinye34? — Geoffrey Chaucer

Funny Disabled Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I love full on, like 65 mph in

I love full on, like 65 mph in a handicapped parking spot. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo