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Funny Designated Driver Quotes By Samuel Goldwyn: Television has raised writing to a new low.

Television has raised writing to a new low. — Samuel Goldwyn

Funny Designated Driver Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: I believe in miracles.

I believe in miracles. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Funny Designated Driver Quotes By Rick Riordan: On the bright side," Percy said, "both Jason

On the bright side," Percy said, "both Jason and I out rank you, Octavian. So we can both tell you to shut up. — Rick Riordan

Funny Designated Driver Quotes By Fannie Flagg: In order to be Miss Anybody you had

In order to be Miss Anybody you had to have excellent grades, and I had terrible grades because of my dyslexia. — Fannie Flagg

Funny Designated Driver Quotes By Tom Petty: Every verse a diamond, every chorus gold, the

Every verse a diamond, every chorus gold, the sound was my salvation. It was only everything, before money became king. — Tom Petty

Funny Designated Driver Quotes By Vittorio Alfieri: A conquering king will banish from his breast

A conquering king will banish from his breast hatred towards one whom he no longer fears. — Vittorio Alfieri

Funny Designated Driver Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: I have studied him - the wonderful man

I have studied him - the wonderful man - and in my opinion far from being an anti-Christ he must be called the saviour of humanity. — George Bernard Shaw