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There's nothing wrong with Plan B.Play it right, and no one will even know it wasn't your first choice. — Diana Peterfreund

Good and bad is tricky," she said. "I ain't too certain about where people stand. P'raps what matters is which way you face. — Terry Pratchett

Turn a mountain upside down, you have a woman. Turn a woman upside down, you have a valley. Turn a valley upside down, you get folk music. — Tom Robbins

Before every performance, I think I am about to keel over. — Brenda Blethyn

It's not instant composing; it's not following any kind of a formula. All you do is hear music in your head and reproduce it. — Lennie Tristano

We have made it impossible for children to fall very far - and in so doing, we have robbed them of the joys of climbing high. — Megan McArdle

Joshua told the people, "Consecrate yourselves, because the LORD will do wonders among you tomorrow. " Joshua 3:5 — Beth Moore

Paris strikes the vulgar part of us infinitely the most, but to a thinking mind London is incomparably the most delightful subject for contemplation. — Samuel Rogers

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. — Henny Youngman

The Salton Sea is a huge dead lake south of Palm Springs. There's a town there that's the asshole of the armpit of the world. You'd fit right in. — Neal Shusterman

Consummate talent and relentless passion - The Truth ain't pretty ... but it rocks like crazy! — Billy Squier

My best friend just had a baby, and she's my age. So I'm a godmom now, which is crazy. — Kristen Stewart

I thought I was in love (that's the pathetic part - my idea of being in love). — Mary Ann Shaffer