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The first day one is a guest, the second a burden, and the third a pest.
— Jean De La Bruyere
If you think I'm one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong. I'm invariably ill-tempered in the early morning.
— Daphne Du Maurier
What'd did I tell you?" muttered Adrian. He has no fuzzy affection for his father. "De-lightful.
— Richelle Mead
You mustn't let men drive you to mangling the English language, no matter how sweet they are.
— Marisa De Los Santos
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
— Antoine De Saint-Exupery
It is my turn to wait. Funny that in all these months we have been meeting, it was always she waiting for me.
— Melissa De La Cruz
Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.
— Honore Gabriel Riqueti, Comte De Mirabeau
The whimsicalness of our own humor is a thousand times more fickle and unaccountable than what we blame so much in fortune.
— Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
— Honore De Balzac
He who laughs last didn't get the joke.
— Charles De Gaulle
I wouldn't mind dying for France, but not for Air France.
— Charles De Gaulle
The true God, the mighty God, is the God of ideas.
— Alfred De Vigny
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
— Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Thank goodness it only lasted a minute or so.The inhalant, that is. The sex was rather longer — Belle De Jour
The more I see of man, the more I like dogs.
— Madame De Stael
The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty.
— Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
I'm funny all the time. You just never knew until now.
— Jasinda Wilder
I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker.
— Robert De Niro
Being funny should be an incidental byproduct of trying to get to something truthful, not a destination in itself.
— Alain De Botton
Writing a book has about it some of the anxiety of telling a joke and having to wait several years to know whether or not it was funny.
— Alain De Botton
Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the direction he came.
— Peter De Vries
All women are good - good for nothing, or good for something.
— Miguel De Cervantes
Good painter imitates nature, bad ones spews it up.
— Miguel De Cervantes
My Scottie refused to go for a walk with a friend of the house, but she would joyously accompany any stranger who drove a car.
— Mazo De La Roche
When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary.
— Honore De Balzac
The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce.
— Miguel De Cervantes
In the presence of a reader of Teilhard De Chardin I feel disarmed, nonplussed, ready to break down in tears.
— Michel Houellebecq
When I was 12, I snapped my arm in two. My wrist still has a funny bump because they didn't join it back together so great.
— Jessica De Gouw
I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.
— Edward De Bono