Funny Day Out Quotes
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Funny Day Out Quotes & Sayings
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Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean.
— Ingrid Michaelson
The first day one is a guest, the second a burden, and the third a pest.
— Jean De La Bruyere
Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.
— Tracy Morgan
I feel like I've been ironing all day in high heels and no brassiere. ~Tizzy Donovan, Laid Out and Candle Lit
— Ann Everett
My dog was barking at everyone the other day. Still, what can you expect from a cross-breed.
— Tommy Cooper
I laugh every day. There are days when my laughs are pretty hollow. Dust comes out of your mouth, and your bones make a funny sound. But I'm laughing.
— James L. Brooks
I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.
— Charlie Sheen
I think that should be the anti - speeding advert it should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day.
— Frankie Boyle
One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'
— Adam Ferrara
I always was a funny guy, the class clown. I had a very funny dad and an extremely funny grandmother.
— Charlie Day
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
— Will Rogers
If it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day you will pay the price if you're a fussy eater.
— Steve Coogan
Life isn't over until you're dead. Another ultra-positive, ultra-motivational tweet to improve your day. You're welcome.
— Carla H. Krueger
Judging by everyone's excitement, this day will always be remembered at the loading dock as the day 'Larry made it on the internet'.
— Brandon Stanton
Oh! That was poetry!" said Pippin. "Do you really mean to start before the break of day?
— J.R.R. Tolkien
The other day, I got a henna tattoo that says "Forever."
— Zach Galifianakis
I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it.
— David Torn
When nobody practices what they strongly believe in, that day will be a triumph of prudence.
— Bauvard
May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch
— Keisha Keenleyside
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.
— Solange Nicole
Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy!
— Hannah Murray
I will do comedy until the day I die: inappropriate comedy, funny comedy, gender-bending, twisting comedy, whatever comedy is out there.
— Sandra Bullock
I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
— Tommy Cooper
You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear?
— Renita D'Silva
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
— Demetri Martin
As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless.
— Lord Chesterfield
Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
— David Letterman
I was a theater guy growing up and I wanted to be Al Pacino, and I think I just looked and sounded too funny.
— Charlie Day
I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it.
— John Darnielle
You win, you dirty evil butt-munch. I'll never not let you stay over again. Now let's go back to bed.
— Ethan Day
Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.
— Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach
You're nasty and you're loud,you're mean enough for two,
If I could be a cloud,
I'd rain all day on you. — Jack Prelutsky
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
— Seth MacFarlane
If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day.
— H. L. Hunt
CONFESSION NO. 18 Girls just want to have fun ... and live to tell about it the next day.
— Ronda Thompson
How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?
— Carroll Bryant
It's like they were worried that I'd be alone all day brooding and painting my cabin black or something - sheesh.
— Melissa Walker
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!
— Mike Birbiglia
