Funny Damn Quotes
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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
— Woody Allen
Oh my God, Green," I heard Chubs say from somewhere in the room. "Just take the damn socksand put the kid out of his misery. — Alexandra Bracken
Step one, accept she was a damn boss. Step two, hide all the knives, guns, and maybe the pillows, too.
— J.J. McAvoy
You're damn right I do. I'm in Madison Square Garden getting the s*** knocked out of me
— Willie Pastrano
I think Lafayette wants to rap in French now. I have to go learn some French.Damn it, Lafayette — Lin-Manuel Miranda
Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh in the driveway like a normal guest? (Your Temporary Santa)
— David Levithan
I know more damn perverts, at schools and all, than anybody you ever met, and they're always being perverty when I'm around.
— J.D. Salinger
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
— Bill Shankly
It wasn't funny for Bill Herondale!" said Magnus. "Oh, damn it. Now you've got me doing it.
— Cassandra Clare
The only one who is wiser than anyone is everyone.
— Napoleon Bonaparte
Damn it. Reyes could be such a butthead. Freaking Antichrists.
— Darynda Jones
I had a dream about you last night ... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive.
— Nicole McKay
But it seems there is more than one way to poison a person's heart, and it doesn't require a meal.
— Maria V. Snyder
You would knowa, that a little smile wouldn't hurt.
— Deyth Banger
I'm beginning to think my name has been changed to Damn it or Asshole Styxx
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Magic is in simplicity. Simplicity is the ultimate expression of beauty.
— Debasish Mridha
Embrace life ... Don't live the past.
— Richard Allen Whisenant
Life's too damn funny for me to explain.
— Don Marquis
Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother?
— Jeaniene Frost
Everyday we just copy&paste ourselves from the previous day instead of creating a new blank page and be something different and original.
— Marcelo Goianira
I have this condition I call impromptu senility. I can't remember a damn thing when I don't want to.
— Laurann Dohner
Damn! Beautiful and funny. I can't wait to see what else you're hiding behind that sexy smile.
— M. Leighton
What sort of look are you going for?" Damn, how did he answer this? "Something ... normal," he finally said. — Toni Blake
This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before.
— Rachel Caine
To some people you may give not your hand, but only a slap with a paw: and I would at your paw might also have claws.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
