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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. — Woody Allen

Oh my God, Green," I heard Chubs say from somewhere in the room. "Just take the damn socks
and put the kid out of his misery. — Alexandra Bracken

Step one, accept she was a damn boss. Step two, hide all the knives, guns, and maybe the pillows, too. — J.J. McAvoy

You're damn right I do. I'm in Madison Square Garden getting the s*** knocked out of me — Willie Pastrano

I remember it was a damn funny thing for a stranger to say," Stephen said. "Old Ones, we Old Ones. With capital letters
you could *hear* them. — Susan Cooper

I think Lafayette wants to rap in French now. I have to go learn some French.
Damn it, Lafayette — Lin-Manuel Miranda

Damn, Claire. Warn a guy before you do a face-plant on the floor next time. I could have looked all heroic and caught you or something -Shane — Rachel Caine

Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards." — Dave Barry

Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh in the driveway like a normal guest? (Your Temporary Santa) — David Levithan

People yearn for change, they relish being part of a movement, and they talk about things that are remarkable, not boring. — Seth Godin

I know more damn perverts, at schools and all, than anybody you ever met, and they're always being perverty when I'm around. — J.D. Salinger

A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. — Bill Shankly

It wasn't funny for Bill Herondale!" said Magnus. "Oh, damn it. Now you've got me doing it. — Cassandra Clare

The only one who is wiser than anyone is everyone. — Napoleon Bonaparte

Damn it. Reyes could be such a butthead. Freaking Antichrists. — Darynda Jones

I had a dream about you last night ... I was a brick and you were a blanket. Damn that improbability drive. — Nicole McKay

When someone gives me either a democratic or republican pamphlet, I throw it in their face. I'm a librarian, damn it! We only take book donations. — Bauvard

Damn it! I knew she was a monster! John! Amy! Listen! Guard your buttholes. — David Wong

But it seems there is more than one way to poison a person's heart, and it doesn't require a meal. — Maria V. Snyder

You would knowa, that a little smile wouldn't hurt. — Deyth Banger

I'm beginning to think my name has been changed to Damn it or Asshole Styxx — Sherrilyn Kenyon

The brilliance of Adam Scott is that he is so damn funny in a straight man role. — Rob Thomas

Magic is in simplicity. Simplicity is the ultimate expression of beauty. — Debasish Mridha

You get talent when you discover the ground of your pain. — H.R. Giger

Embrace life ... Don't live the past. — Richard Allen Whisenant

I didn't write 'Guardians of the Galaxy.' I'm not even sure who they all are. I can't wait to see the movie. — Stan Lee

Life's too damn funny for me to explain. — Don Marquis

Whatever would give you the idea that I'm her damn brother? — Jeaniene Frost

Everyday we just copy&paste ourselves from the previous day instead of creating a new blank page and be something different and original. — Marcelo Goianira

All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls. — Bo Burnham

I have this condition I call impromptu senility. I can't remember a damn thing when I don't want to. — Laurann Dohner

Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don't you? 'Damn I got to get the hell out of here! What was I thinking!' — Dave Attell

Damn! Beautiful and funny. I can't wait to see what else you're hiding behind that sexy smile. — M. Leighton

What sort of look are you going for?"
Damn, how did he answer this? "Something ... normal," he finally said. — Toni Blake

This is the biggest damn IPod I've ever seen," Claire said, which made him choke on his beer. "Kidding. I have seen a jukebox before. — Rachel Caine

To some people you may give not your hand, but only a slap with a paw: and I would at your paw might also have claws. — Friedrich Nietzsche

Life is a gamble, we scramble for money,
I might crack a smile, but ain't a damn thing funny. — Prodigy

And then he glanced at the ceiling and, making a fist with his right hand, he gasped, Damn you ... God! Damn you! — Anne Rice