Ex Girlfriends Quotes
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Ex Girlfriends Quotes & Sayings
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Most guys my age have girlfriends and drinking buddies on their speed dial. Me, I have the Memphis CDC.
— Mira Grant
I'm honestly not a great gift giver. I could give better - my girlfriends have always complained about that.
— John Legend
her girlfriends be talking about on that Facebook.
— Jordan Silver
True maturity is only reached when a man realizes he has become a father figure to his girlfriends' boyfriends - and he accepts it.
— Larry McMurtry
Hold on, and dont put us on hold
— Timothy Joshua
I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too.
— Brittany Murphy
Most of my girlfriends are sent by the Devil and seem genuinely bemused when I do not succumb to their powers.
— Robert Black
Naturally, I mine my girlfriends' lives for good anecdotes and stories - so many of their experiences find their way into my books.
— Lauren Weisberger
I don't believe in God or miracles, I believe in the human heart and our own strength to overcome and survive. ~Shannon~
— A. Giannoccaro
I am too selfish to be a mother, I can barely tolerate being his lover at this point. I am selfish and I make no apology for that. ~Shannon~
— A. Giannoccaro
I was always friends with a lot of guys, maybe because their girlfriends were girly-girls, and they felt safe with me.
— Patti Scialfa
Still, it's a nice, cynical book for those who like atrocity scenes - starving prisoners forced to eat their girlfriends, etc.
— H.P. Lovecraft
Ex-girlfriends are like car wrecks. You shouldn't want to know the details, but you do.
— Allison Van Diepen
Here's to our wives and girlfriends ... may they never meet!
— Groucho Marx
I had only two girlfriends. I didn't have many friends because I was staying at home and dreaming - drawing and dreaming.
— Riccardo Tisci
You can't swing a cat in Ancient Greece without hitting one of Zeus's ex-girlfriends.
— Rick Riordan
My nephew. He was a law student. A good Christian. He never kept girlfriends. He never missed a ceremonial meal.
— S.A. David
It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
— Carrot Top
Girlfriends, indeed: the anti-video game.
— Tom Bissell
A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds.
— Courtney Allison Moulton
I don't know what I would have done so many times in my life if I hadn't had my girlfriends.
— Reese Witherspoon
The love I have for my ex-girlfriends will always be there, so I think that's true love.
— Simon Cowell
A source told me that you don't do girlfriends.""Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid
My fans are all my girlfriends
— Greyson Chance
Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better.
— Derek Sivers
My girlfriends are my life, but I'm also one of those girls who can hang out with the guys.
— Sophia Bush
Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing
— David Lee Roth
I am a solo flier looking out over the land of Boyfriends and Girlfriends. I am three notes in the middle of a song.
— David Levithan
We swore sacred oaths to be strong and to save the planet and to be friends forever.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
Some women pray for their daughters to marry good husbands. I pray that my girls will find girlfriends half as loyal and true as the Ya-Yas.
— Rebecca Wells
I don't think I've ever properly been in love. I've had a few girlfriends and have liked them loads, but I'm not sure it was love.
— Luke Pasqualino
If you're going to try, go all the way. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives, jobs and maybe your mind.
— Charles Bukowski
