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I do love jokes. — Scott Thompson

Just rolled out of bed."
"I can see that." His eyes swept over me. "You should roll around in your bed more often. — Veronica Blade

Ava said her hand accidentally slipped and made contact with her guy's nose. I said Repeatedly? And she said, 'Uh, yeah. I'm really clumsy. — Gena Showalter

Dreams without deadlines are dead in the water. Deadlines are really lifelines to achieving our goals. — Mark Batterson

Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit. — Rick Riordan

Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy. — Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

Now I am shut up with his mother on Bramble farm and she is no better for conversation than prune whip — Sandra Dallas

Tom Hanks is fantastic - he is one of my dad's good friends, and he's very warm and funny. — Bryce Dallas Howard

You are just so helpful, Andrei. (Esperetta)
I try to be, Princess. (Andrei)
And you fail with such panache. (Esperetta) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

That really was NOT fun, though. Well, the hitting-her-with-a-stick part, that was fun. But crashing into a concrete bear? NOT fun. — Rick Riordan

I think that of my 21 symphonies, each has its own place. — Alan Hovhaness

Dear Fly,

I love you. If you are a mouse I am cheese. If you are a cat I am a mouse. You are a fly, so I want to be shit. — Casey Scieszka

Nothing dies in Hell. — John Patrick Kennedy

Nothing mortal is enduring, and there is nothing sweet which does not presently end in bitterness. — Petrarch

The hopeless don't revolt, because revolution is an act of hope. — Peter Kropotkin

These two are not two Love has made them one Amo Ergo Sum! And by its mystery Each is no less but more. — Benjamin Britten

Dallas popped his jaw. I do not cackle. I bitch like a he-man. — Gena Showalter

It is a denial of the divinity within us to doubt our potential and our possibilities. — James E. Faust