Funny Dallas Quotes
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Funny Dallas Quotes & Sayings
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I do love jokes.
— Scott Thompson
Just rolled out of bed." "I can see that." His eyes swept over me. "You should roll around in your bed more often. — Veronica Blade
Ava said her hand accidentally slipped and made contact with her guy's nose. I said Repeatedly? And she said, 'Uh, yeah. I'm really clumsy.
— Gena Showalter
Dreams without deadlines are dead in the water. Deadlines are really lifelines to achieving our goals.
— Mark Batterson
Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit.
— Rick Riordan
Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
— Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
Now I am shut up with his mother on Bramble farm and she is no better for conversation than prune whip
— Sandra Dallas
Tom Hanks is fantastic - he is one of my dad's good friends, and he's very warm and funny.
— Bryce Dallas Howard
You are just so helpful, Andrei. (Esperetta)I try to be, Princess. (Andrei)
And you fail with such panache. (Esperetta) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
That really was NOT fun, though. Well, the hitting-her-with-a-stick part, that was fun. But crashing into a concrete bear? NOT fun.
— Rick Riordan
I think that of my 21 symphonies, each has its own place.
— Alan Hovhaness
Dear Fly, I love you. If you are a mouse I am cheese. If you are a cat I am a mouse. You are a fly, so I want to be shit. — Casey Scieszka
Nothing dies in Hell.
— John Patrick Kennedy
Nothing mortal is enduring, and there is nothing sweet which does not presently end in bitterness.
— Petrarch
The hopeless don't revolt, because revolution is an act of hope.
— Peter Kropotkin
These two are not two Love has made them one Amo Ergo Sum! And by its mystery Each is no less but more.
— Benjamin Britten
Dallas popped his jaw. I do not cackle. I bitch like a he-man.
— Gena Showalter
