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Murder, I have often noticed, is a great matchmaker.
— Agatha Christie
Why don't you call me Michael," Mr. Dobrescu said. "You will damage your throat if you keep mangling our name.
— Elizabeth Camden
Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.
— Richard Belzer
The only activity a cynic will find contagious is yawning, that is, with other people, at other people.
— Criss Jami
Plans are nothing; planning is everything.
— Dwight D. Eisenhower
Has anybody ever told you you're a remarkably cynical person?""I like to think of it as learning from experience. — Benedict Jacka
Conviction is a force multiplier. If you want something, claim it in your gut. The universe itself responds to your inner certainty.
— Marianne Williamson
There is a kind of misconception that Asian-Americans are not as American as European-Americans.
— B. D. Wong
I knew I was in deep shit. I didn't know how deep - just that I still hadn't touched bottom.
— Sol Luckman
my life seemed more fully layered because of the choices I had made, both consciously and in ignorance. I
— Susan Meissner
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
He who hunts deer must not boast to he who hunts buffalo.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.
— Mark Twain
If you're too open-minded; your brains will fall out.
— Lawrence Ferlinghetti