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Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Eden Ahbez: I look crazy, but I'm not. And the

I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are. — Eden Ahbez

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Mike Tyson: My main objective is to be professional but

My main objective is to be professional but to kill him. — Mike Tyson

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Andrew Sturm: His heart beat so rapidly it might burst;

His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe. — Andrew Sturm

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Dean Koontz: Funny how people that don't believe in nothin'

Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us. — Dean Koontz

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Mark Texeira: It's crazy and it's funny. It's an outrageous

It's crazy and it's funny. It's an outrageous comment, an outrageous claim. — Mark Texeira

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Dave Attell: Is she crazy, like it says on her

Is she crazy, like it says on her bracelet, or is she just looking at my sheets? I dunno! — Dave Attell

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Hunter S. Thompson: What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice

What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed! — Hunter S. Thompson

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Groucho Marx: Now there's a man with an open mind

Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here! — Groucho Marx

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By J. Lincoln Fenn: I don't think I'm crazy, but then again,

I don't think I'm crazy, but then again, define crazy. — J. Lincoln Fenn

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Emma Donoghue: ... where there's one there's ten.'That's crazy math.

... where there's one there's ten.'
That's crazy math. — Emma Donoghue

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Robert A. Heinlein: Are you trying to tell all of us

Are you trying to tell all of us we have a bad signal-to-noise ratio? — Robert A. Heinlein

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Jennifer Estep: All right, baby," Daphne crooned."Talk to Mama and

All right, baby," Daphne crooned.
"Talk to Mama and tell me all your secrets ... — Jennifer Estep

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Richard Simmons: My persona has always been what a man

My persona has always been what a man was never supposed to be. Outrageous, gregarious, crazy, silly, funny. — Richard Simmons

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Roald Dahl: Don't gobblefunk around with words.

Don't gobblefunk around with words. — Roald Dahl

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Groucho Marx: As soon as I get through with you,

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. — Groucho Marx

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Josh Stern: Don't you wish we all lived in black

Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Seanan McGuire: It's funny how people can change your life

It's funny how people can change your life without meaning to. Even the fucked-up, crazy people leave everything different when they go away. — Seanan McGuire

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Uzo Aduba: People were stopping me on the street to

People were stopping me on the street to say, 'Oh my God, it's Crazy Eyes!' Which is kind of a funny thing to have people shout at you on the street. — Uzo Aduba

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Josh Stern: If you know how to open doors with

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months — Josh Stern

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Groucho Marx: Why was I with her? She reminds me

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do! — Groucho Marx

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Henny Youngman: A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!" — Henny Youngman

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Rachel Caine: He lives in a hole in the ground,

He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy. — Rachel Caine

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Josh Stern: When you're out in the wilderness and get

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Roger Von Oech: Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky.

Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what's funny about what you're doing. — Roger Von Oech

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Groucho Marx: [Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart.

[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face. — Groucho Marx

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Kelly Moran: This was sharing office space with wacko and

This was sharing office space with wacko and bordering on ludicrous. — Kelly Moran

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Woody Allen: Years of insanity have made this guy crazy!

Years of insanity have made this guy crazy! — Woody Allen

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Josh Stern: If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator — Josh Stern

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Harriet Morgan: The police are on the way to arrest

The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. — Harriet Morgan

Funny Crazy Ex Quotes By Johnny Carson: In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink,

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy. — Johnny Carson