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We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record.
— Richard Roberts
You're so full of shit, you ought to be a cow manure
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
He hated YouTube. He wished it would die of mad cow disease.
— Andrea Speed
The way you might fear a cow sitting down in the middle of the street during rush hour, that's how I fear Canadians.
— Maria Semple
Does anyone like a fat old cow?""Maybe other fat old cows? — Allan Dare Pearce
I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.
— Mitch Hedberg
There's no such thing as too much power!
— Wolfgang Gullich
His knives are nice. Mine is better.
— C.J. Redwine
The body's a funny thing. It's so full of surprises that it makes conventional wisdom seem silly.
— Pat Conroy
That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.
— Charles M. Schulz
You put cow dung on my face?' 'Every day religiously until you were three. Why else do you think your skin is so clear?
— Renita D'Silva
In the silence, the bear died. It was a cute death, with funny music.
— Orson Scott Card
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
— Steven Wright
He hated YouTube. He wishes it would die of mad cow disease.
— Andrea Speed
The ballgame is over ... in this inning.
— Jerry Coleman
You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.
— Nicole McKay
All pomp and show." Anjali's glare at the house would've exploded bricks if she'd had superhuman powers. "A fat cow needs a big barn.
— Nicola Marsh
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
— Jerry Seinfeld
How much detention did you get?Two weeks. One per arsehole. — Stephanie Perkins