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Funny Cotton Quotes By Jean Peters: My life with Howard Hughes was and shall

My life with Howard Hughes was and shall remain a matter on which I will have no comment. — Jean Peters

Funny Cotton Quotes By Deb Caletti: You gotta love an old-fashioned word like "quarrelsome."

You gotta love an old-fashioned word like "quarrelsome." Today she'd just be a bitch. — Deb Caletti

Funny Cotton Quotes By Steve Maraboli: Just because she has high standards, doesn't mean

Just because she has high standards, doesn't mean she's high maintenance. Don't confuse the two. — Steve Maraboli

Funny Cotton Quotes By Ron Brackin: RON BRACKIN'S TEXAS GLOSSARY "Peccadello" n. roadkill.

RON BRACKIN'S TEXAS GLOSSARY "Peccadello" n. roadkill. — Ron Brackin

Funny Cotton Quotes By George Bernard Shaw: Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends

Ladies and gentleman are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen. — George Bernard Shaw

Funny Cotton Quotes By Ernest Holmes: There is One Infinite Spirit and every time

There is One Infinite Spirit and every time man says, "I am" he proclaims it. — Ernest Holmes

Funny Cotton Quotes By Richard Madeley: Your short-term memory really is shot! It must

Your short-term memory really is shot! It must drive you nuts!! — Richard Madeley

Funny Cotton Quotes By Alex Cotton: Don't look at me in that tone of

Don't look at me in that tone of voice, it smells a funny colour". — Alex Cotton

Funny Cotton Quotes By Barry Lyga: Your words hurt, Jazz. They hurt like cotton

Your words hurt, Jazz. They hurt like cotton balls thrown in my direction. — Barry Lyga

Funny Cotton Quotes By Stephen King: I'm an addict, you see. And I'm a

I'm an addict, you see. And I'm a fan. And if there's a difference, I don't see it. — Stephen King

Funny Cotton Quotes By Nigel Mansell: Everything in Formula 1 has been sterilised now,

Everything in Formula 1 has been sterilised now, the whole thing is controlled too much. — Nigel Mansell

Funny Cotton Quotes By Kristen Ashley: Heya, Arlene. What's shakin'?" Cotton greeted."Don't shift some

Heya, Arlene. What's shakin'?" Cotton greeted.
"Don't shift some of this weight, everything," Arlene replied. — Kristen Ashley

Funny Cotton Quotes By Duke Ellington: Somehow I suspect that if Shakespeare were alive

Somehow I suspect that if Shakespeare were alive today, he might be a jazz fan himself. — Duke Ellington

Funny Cotton Quotes By Vance Havner: We are not to be isolated but insulated,

We are not to be isolated but insulated, moving in the midst of evil but untouched by it. — Vance Havner

Funny Cotton Quotes By Benjamin Alire Saenz: Some boys ... Are perfect shits. & other

Some boys ... Are perfect shits. & other boys are very, very beautiful. — Benjamin Alire Saenz

Funny Cotton Quotes By Werner Herzog: May I propose a Herzog dictum? those who

May I propose a Herzog dictum? those who read own the world, and those who watch television lose it. — Werner Herzog