Funny Cool Quotes: top 34 famous quotes about Funny Cool

Funny Cool Quotes & Sayings

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When you go to a bar that has a black light, everybody looks cool. Except for me, because I was under the impression that the mustard stain came out. — Mitch Hedberg

Courtney Love is really cool and funny. I would like to meet Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz. I think I could play their daughters. — Dakota Fanning

MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?
ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.
MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?
ME: MATH. — KanyaACoffman

I'm not interested in being one of those comedians who wants to look good and be this 'cool' funny person. I don't care how weird or ugly I look. — Chris Lilley

I think being funny had something to do with feeling like an outsider, not feeling cool - insecurity. — Kumail Nanjiani

Well, the clothes are really cool that we wear. The sets are so funny, because it's like everything is so real. — Laura Prepon

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool. — Noel Fielding

There's two positions in snowboarding. One is looking cool and the other is DEAD! — Eddie Izzard

'Funny' is really cool live. You break it down into an acoustic set, and sometimes I'll do that one unplugged and off the mic, depending on the venue. — Tori Kelly

It's always cool on the airplane when people are watching 'SVU.' It's funny. And it's always the reruns. — Kelli Giddish

I think movies glamorize violence, in the sense that they make it in a way that it's either cool or funny. — Matthew Vaughn

What's going to be funny is when they think Mom and Dad are a little bit cool, because right now, we're not cool Mom and Dad. — Angelina Jolie

There's nothing less funny than someone who looks cool. There's nothing more unappealing. — Eric Wareheim

I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they? — Jess C. Scott

The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school. — Rick Riordan

What a cool name. Where'd you get it?"
"I've always had it. — Marie Landry

I'd love to date somebody cool, fun, funny. — Rihanna

Blackmailers never explain their thinking. They're like pirates that way. Dark-hearted, dangerous
and cool like Johnny Depp. — Janette Rallison

Be calm, cool, and collected. Don't let that
handsome bastard have power over you. — M.M. Kin

Green grass breaks through snow,
Artemis pleads for my help,
I am so cool. — Rick Riordan

What strikes me as funny about Elvis is that all the impersonators choose to do the Vegas Elvis, not the young, cool guy ... — Bill Hicks

It's just funny that anybody would care at all to take apart the words that I write. It's kind of cool! — Bonnie McKee

The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome. — Amanda Seyfried

He said "cool" like I say a Spanish word when I'm not sure of the pronunciation. — Kelley Armstrong

I saw a guy juggling chain saws, it was cool, unless something needed to be sawed down, then it's annoying. — Mitch Hedberg

Even though I never worked with her, it was still really cool to have Brooke Shields on set. She was so nice and so funny. — Atticus Shaffer

Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that. — Tracy Morgan

Nicole can do anything that involves a ball and whistle. — Laurie Halse Anderson

To ugly ducklings everywhere,
Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans — Zoe Marriott

Being unique is what's cool man. Being normal? What's that? That's a setting on a washing machine. Nobody wants to be that. — Ashley Purdy

It's so trendy, almost bleeding to death. All the cool girls are doing it. — Francine Pascal

I would love to do something like 'Beverly Hills Cop'. I'd get to be funny and cool and heroic all in the same breath. — Ja Rule

Dark, cool, musty, smoky, where light fell funny and everyone looked like someone you knew or wanted to know. Or, more likely, wanted to forget. — David Baldacci

I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it. — Jimmy Carr