Funny Cooking Quotes
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Funny Cooking Quotes & Sayings
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I am a Communist, certainly, but that doesn't mean I have to make films about the wheat harvest.
— Claude Chabrol
That's the trouble with cookbooks. Like sex education and nuclear physics, they are founded on an illusion. They bespeak order, but they end in tears.
— Anthony Lane
You've got to be careful smoking weed. It causes memory loss. And also, it causes memory loss.
— David Letterman
No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE
— A.O. Storm
Blood is thicker than water, but they still use corn starch as a thickener on cooking shows
— Josh Stern
Pride, envy, avarice - these are the sparks have set on fire the hearts of all men.
— Dante Alighieri
Cooking? Oh we were great, you'd take anything and melt cheese on it, and the one who could guess what it was didn't have to wash up!
— Dylan Moran
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.
— Nicole Hollander
I need something fun to get my mind off of pretending to die and I didn't have any squibs under water.
— Maria Thayer
It's funny, the whole cooking thing came out of just a random thought of writing a cookbook with my mom and my sister for fun ...
— Trisha Yearwood
Cooking without wine is like sex alone. You may get the job done, but you don't really care once it's over.
— Andrew Grey
I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.
— Prince Philip
I got off the plane - I was walking and cooking at the same time.
— Gabriel Iglesias