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Funny Computer Quotes By Juliette Lewis: My focus, my life, my world is now.

My focus, my life, my world is now. You just can't plan the future. — Juliette Lewis

Funny Computer Quotes By Tony Scott: The real world has always been far more

The real world has always been far more exciting and funny and dangerous to me than anything somebody could conjure up sitting in front of a computer. — Tony Scott

Funny Computer Quotes By Alan Turing: Unless in communicating with it one says exactly

Unless in communicating with it one says exactly what one means, trouble is bound to result. — Alan Turing

Funny Computer Quotes By Henri Frederic Amiel: The man who insists upon seeing with perfect

The man who insists upon seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides. Accept life, and you must accept regret. — Henri Frederic Amiel

Funny Computer Quotes By Al Sharpton: I actually lost more weight than I am!

I actually lost more weight than I am! — Al Sharpton

Funny Computer Quotes By Claire Chilton: Shit down your computer, and restart.

Shit down your computer, and restart. — Claire Chilton

Funny Computer Quotes By Emma Scott: I would love you forever, Kacey, if I

I would love you forever, Kacey, if I only had the chance. — Emma Scott

Funny Computer Quotes By Audra McDonald: One thing that is constantly on my iPod

One thing that is constantly on my iPod is India Arie - I like her a lot; I listen to her a lot. I think she is just a spectacular artist. — Audra McDonald

Funny Computer Quotes By Marie Lu: I'm not loyal enough to the Republic to

I'm not loyal enough to the Republic to stamp that loyalty right on my face. Leave that to June. — Marie Lu

Funny Computer Quotes By Stephen Hawking: We've created life in our own image.

We've created life in our own image. — Stephen Hawking

Funny Computer Quotes By Cuthbert Soup: You see, unlike most writers today, I do

You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves. — Cuthbert Soup

Funny Computer Quotes By Alan Turing: One day ladies will take their computers for

One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a funny thing this morning". — Alan Turing

Funny Computer Quotes By Julia Cameron: Nothing dies harder than a bad idea. And

Nothing dies harder than a bad idea. And few ideas are worse than the ones we have about art. — Julia Cameron

Funny Computer Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: No one messes around with a nerd's computer

No one messes around with a nerd's computer and escapes unscathed. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Funny Computer Quotes By Wim Crouwel: Living with computers gives funny ideas.

Living with computers gives funny ideas. — Wim Crouwel

Funny Computer Quotes By Ray Kurzweil: [In] 2029, I think, computers will match and

[In] 2029, I think, computers will match and exceed human intelligence in the ways we're now superior, like being funny, where we still have an edge. — Ray Kurzweil

Funny Computer Quotes By Martin Fowler: Any fool can write code that a computer

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. — Martin Fowler

Funny Computer Quotes By Laura Dern: You can hardly tell where the computer models

You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin — Laura Dern

Funny Computer Quotes By Keith Fullerton Whitman: It's funny, because I'm so associated with digital

It's funny, because I'm so associated with digital art and computer art, and yet I spend so little time in front of the computer. — Keith Fullerton Whitman

Funny Computer Quotes By Bill Gates: No one will need more than 637Kb of

No one will need more than 637Kb of memory for a personal computer — Bill Gates

Funny Computer Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Love as a flower loves the morning sun.Love

Love as a flower loves the morning sun.
Love with kindness, expect no return. — Debasish Mridha

Funny Computer Quotes By Don Marquis: It is better to be a part of

It is better to be a part of beauty for one instant and then cease to exist than to exist forever and never be a part of beauty — Don Marquis

Funny Computer Quotes By Various: My computer made a funny sound the other

My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a window before. — Various

Funny Computer Quotes By Scott Aukerman: I'm not the type of guy who's funny

I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes. — Scott Aukerman