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My focus, my life, my world is now. You just can't plan the future. — Juliette Lewis

The real world has always been far more exciting and funny and dangerous to me than anything somebody could conjure up sitting in front of a computer. — Tony Scott

Unless in communicating with it one says exactly what one means, trouble is bound to result. — Alan Turing

The man who insists upon seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides. Accept life, and you must accept regret. — Henri Frederic Amiel

I actually lost more weight than I am! — Al Sharpton

Shit down your computer, and restart. — Claire Chilton

I would love you forever, Kacey, if I only had the chance. — Emma Scott

One thing that is constantly on my iPod is India Arie - I like her a lot; I listen to her a lot. I think she is just a spectacular artist. — Audra McDonald

I'm not loyal enough to the Republic to stamp that loyalty right on my face. Leave that to June. — Marie Lu

We've created life in our own image. — Stephen Hawking

You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves. — Cuthbert Soup

One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, "My little computer said such a funny thing this morning". — Alan Turing

Nothing dies harder than a bad idea. And few ideas are worse than the ones we have about art. — Julia Cameron

No one messes around with a nerd's computer and escapes unscathed. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Living with computers gives funny ideas. — Wim Crouwel

[In] 2029, I think, computers will match and exceed human intelligence in the ways we're now superior, like being funny, where we still have an edge. — Ray Kurzweil

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand. — Martin Fowler

You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin — Laura Dern

It's funny, because I'm so associated with digital art and computer art, and yet I spend so little time in front of the computer. — Keith Fullerton Whitman

No one will need more than 637Kb of memory for a personal computer — Bill Gates

Love as a flower loves the morning sun.
Love with kindness, expect no return. — Debasish Mridha

It is better to be a part of beauty for one instant and then cease to exist than to exist forever and never be a part of beauty — Don Marquis

My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a window before. — Various

I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes. — Scott Aukerman