Funny Complaining Quotes
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Funny Complaining Quotes & Sayings
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When you trust yourself, you will come out like a beautiful sunbeam through the dark clouds!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
It's the new technologies that govern production and consumption, that guide people's behavior and shape their perceptions.
— Nicholas Carr
The more you complain the longer God lets you live
— Bertrand Russell
Complaining that a comic is drunk is like going to a titty bar and complaining because your lapdancer is a communist.
— Doug Stanhope
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.
— George Burns
The focus on process rather than purpose creates an insidious opportunity for sly employees to manipulate the system.
— Laszlo Bock
He who laughs ... lasts.
— Erma Bombeck
I tend not to know what the plot is or the story is or even the theme. Those things come later, for me.
— Michael Ondaatje
Most things I worry about never happen anyway.
— Tom Petty
I love the Lord with my life and through that love, I walk the walk, I don't just talk the talk.
— Christian Hosoi
I know I really shouldn't be complaining right now,
— Nicholas Murray
Give up trying to make me give up
— Masashi Kishimoto
If I was Simon Cowell for a day, I'd buy a bouncy castle, and jump on it. Then ... pour ketchup on myself!
— Liam Payne
Oil wealth has been a curse on us, made us weak and docile.
— Abu Bakar Bashir