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Funny Cold Quotes By Morgan Rhodes: She gave him a cold and enraged glare.

She gave him a cold and enraged glare. 'You are so pathetic, you make me want to vomit. — Morgan Rhodes

Funny Cold Quotes By Anonymous: So these three things remain: faith, hope, and

So these three things remain: faith, hope, and love. But the best one of these is love. I Corinthians 13:13 — Anonymous

Funny Cold Quotes By J.C. Ryle: Sin forsaken is one of the best evidences

Sin forsaken is one of the best evidences of sin forgiven. — J.C. Ryle

Funny Cold Quotes By K.M. Alexander: It's funny. That feeling of home. It's so

It's funny. That feeling of home. It's so temporary, like bathwater: the warmth eventually grows cold. — K.M. Alexander

Funny Cold Quotes By Markus Zusak: As always, she was carrying the washing. Rudy

As always, she was carrying the washing. Rudy was carrying two buckets of cold water, or as he put it, two buckets of future ice. — Markus Zusak

Funny Cold Quotes By Jonathan Krohn: In politics almost all of us are nerds,

In politics almost all of us are nerds, so that's just a given ... but we're cool nerds. — Jonathan Krohn

Funny Cold Quotes By Dave Moulton: Why is American beer served cold? So you

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. — Dave Moulton

Funny Cold Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: Life holds timeless fortunes for you.

Life holds timeless fortunes for you. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Funny Cold Quotes By George R R Martin: She wondered where this courage had come from,

She wondered where this courage had come from, to speak to him so frankly. From Winterfell, she thought. I am stronger within the walls of Winterfell. — George R R Martin

Funny Cold Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I want to ride in a cold air

I want to ride in a cold air balloon. "This isn't going anywhere!" — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Cold Quotes By Karen Marie Moning: You both talk too much," the kid says.

You both talk too much," the kid says. "Shut up. Don't make me tell you again."
We shut up, which I find hysterically funny. — Karen Marie Moning

Funny Cold Quotes By Mike Pence: Donald Trump will never turn his back on

Donald Trump will never turn his back on those who serve and protect us at home and abroad. — Mike Pence

Funny Cold Quotes By Judd Apatow: One of my fears is that I'm suddenly

One of my fears is that I'm suddenly not going to be funny, but still think I am. That's like my nightmare that I can wake up in a cold sweat from. — Judd Apatow

Funny Cold Quotes By Robert Pattinson: I'd like to be called Ransom Spunk or

I'd like to be called Ransom Spunk or Spunk Ransom. — Robert Pattinson

Funny Cold Quotes By Tracey Alvarez: After dunking his thoughts in a quick cold

After dunking his thoughts in a quick cold shower, he got his mind back on track. — Tracey Alvarez

Funny Cold Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If a drink was ice cold, it would

If a drink was ice cold, it would be impossible to drink. Because it would be solid. Here's a drink, Mitch - it's ice cold. I guess I could lick it. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Cold Quotes By Daniel Tosh: I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I

I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Cold Quotes By Robert Merrill: If you think you've hit a false note,

If you think you've hit a false note, sing loud. When in doubt, sing loud. — Robert Merrill

Funny Cold Quotes By Jerry Coleman: It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres

It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there. — Jerry Coleman

Funny Cold Quotes By Larissa Ione: Touch my soul, Vex." Stopping in front of

Touch my soul, Vex." Stopping in front of her, he took one of her hands and pressed it over his heart. "On my honor, it's you I want. Only you. — Larissa Ione

Funny Cold Quotes By Denis Leary: Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best

Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold." — Denis Leary

Funny Cold Quotes By Hermann Weyl: God exists because arithmetic is consistent - the

God exists because arithmetic is consistent - the Devil exists because we can't prove it! — Hermann Weyl

Funny Cold Quotes By Richard Patrick: Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I

Hysterically funny, amazingly talented people. That's what I think of when I think of Canada. That, and cold beer. And mountains. — Richard Patrick

Funny Cold Quotes By Nora Roberts: What are you, twelve?" "The man who loses

What are you, twelve?" "The man who loses the boy is a sad and serious man." "Irish — Nora Roberts

Funny Cold Quotes By Dan Brown: Ironically, this same code had been a plot

Ironically, this same code had been a plot twist in a mediocre thriller Langdon had read years ago. — Dan Brown

Funny Cold Quotes By Valentino Garavani: I am always locked in my design studio.

I am always locked in my design studio. — Valentino Garavani

Funny Cold Quotes By Voltaire: Luxury has been railed at for two thousand

Luxury has been railed at for two thousand years, in verse and in prose, and it has always been loved. — Voltaire

Funny Cold Quotes By Zoe Cruz: I don't give sick days if you're playing

I don't give sick days if you're playing in the snow." He's being funny, or trying to be funny. I can never tell which. — Zoe Cruz

Funny Cold Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: I am in love, and the river is

I am in love, and the river is beginning to ice over. I'd better go drown myself before I freeze to death. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo