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Funny Coffee And Tea Quotes By Padma Venkatraman: Will you go out with me for a

Will you go out with me for a cup of coffee?" "No." "No?" "I prefer tea, thank you. — Padma Venkatraman

Funny Coffee And Tea Quotes By Simon Dunn: This was going to be the best cup

This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle sip. Motherfuckers. It was coffee. — Simon Dunn

Funny Coffee And Tea Quotes By May Sarton: It is always hard to hear the buried

It is always hard to hear the buried truth from another person ... — May Sarton

Funny Coffee And Tea Quotes By Johann Kaspar Lavater: Let none turn over books, or roam the

Let none turn over books, or roam the stars in quest of God, who sees him not in man. — Johann Kaspar Lavater

Funny Coffee And Tea Quotes By Sarah J. Maas: Only a coward captures men the way you

Only a coward captures men the way you did."
"A coward? Or a pragmatist? — Sarah J. Maas

Funny Coffee And Tea Quotes By David Chase: But cheer up - we could be selling

But cheer up - we could be selling tobacco. It's not like software kills people if used as intended — David Chase

Funny Coffee And Tea Quotes By Henry David Thoreau: Many men go fishing all of their lives

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after — Henry David Thoreau

Funny Coffee And Tea Quotes By Max Barry: A woman appeared and began to generate tea

A woman appeared and began to generate tea and coffee — Max Barry

Funny Coffee And Tea Quotes By Paula Fox: I was the goldfish that leapt out of

I was the goldfish that leapt out of the bowl. — Paula Fox

Funny Coffee And Tea Quotes By Pia Pera: He must be really dead to need so

He must be really dead to need so desperately to feel alive. — Pia Pera