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Funny Coat Quotes & Sayings

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Coming from a big family, I learned a lot. Things don't have to be perfect. You can do okay with 'almost.' — Hollis Stacy

When you hear the right teaching about God your lives will be changed and then you can change the world. — Paul Silway

My dear," Marcus said, "you are supposed to soothe the beast until you get the cage on him, not tease him into a rage while he's still unfettered. — Joey W. Hill

I always look at myself knowing that I will have a certain degree of cognitive distortion. — Sarah Silverman

I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger. — Steven Wright

Ever since I lost the spirit, I'd just as soon go one way or the other. I'll go your way. — John Steinbeck

Well, bloody noses." I hug his coat tighter. "Those are definitely hot. — Stephanie Perkins

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? — Robert Benchley

I had my coat hangers spayed. — Steven Wright

And are you a god, to decide who should live and who should die? — George R R Martin

I cannot tell you how many people, powerful people, come to my studio and they are in tears they are so moved by what they see. — Richard MacDonald

I understand what songs like 'Mr Brightside' mean to people. They will last forever. — Brandon Flowers

My heart is a stupid asshole. — Jessica Park

I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat. — Robert Pattinson

In particular, there was a butler in a blue coat and bright buttons, who gave quite a winey flavour to the table beer; he poured it out so superbly. — Charles Dickens

There's a trench coat and a tragedy in your future. — Jim Norton

Writers' bedtimes vary, but few have been spared the shock of a copy editor's early wake-up call. — Bill Walsh

I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass. — Steven Wright

No, I don't want you to leave. I'm just grabbing your coat and nudging your toward the door for fun #AHOLE — A.O. Storm