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You don't always have to have the most amazing story. It's learning to share the story you have that counts. — Amy Purdy

Aren't the Amish against violence?
Yes, but you see, I'm not very good at being Amish ... so remember what I say. — Kelly Long

The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail. — Henny Youngman

Life's funny that way, kind of like a dad who thinks it's hilarious to tie his kid up in a dark closet and leave him there for the weekend. Yeah, — Patrick Thomas

I wish his music came out of the closet and admit that it sucks. — Natasha Leggero

My dad wears girls' clothes - it's so funny. Sometimes I see him and I'm like, 'Nice shirt!,' because it's from my closet. — Liv Tyler

Keep reports out of production Reports can, and should, be served elsewhere. Don't jeopardize — Michael T. Nygard

In reality it is far less prejudicial to witness the immorality of the great than to witness that immorality which leads to greatness. — Alexis De Tocqueville

If Duncan was ever into men then he's been so far in the closet he's been living in Narnia. — Dana Marie Bell

Ground not upon dreams; you know they are ever contrary. — Thomas Middleton

The funny thing about these uniforms is that you hang them in the closet and they get smaller and smaller. — Curt Flood