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Funny Christmas Humor Quotes By Ronnie Dunn: I do have to step out and take

I do have to step out and take time to let people know that I'm Ronnie Dunn and not Brooks and Dunn. — Ronnie Dunn

Funny Christmas Humor Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: For Christmas one year I bought my son

For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Christmas Humor Quotes By Jerome K. Jerome: about the strains of "He's got 'em on,"

about the strains of "He's got 'em on," jerked — Jerome K. Jerome

Funny Christmas Humor Quotes By Sandra Brown: Can we talk?""Fuck off.""Good. You're willing to cooperate.

Can we talk?"
"Fuck off."
"Good. You're willing to cooperate. — Sandra Brown

Funny Christmas Humor Quotes By E. O. Wilson: The human juggernaut is permanently eroding Earth's ancient

The human juggernaut is permanently eroding Earth's ancient biosphere. — E. O. Wilson

Funny Christmas Humor Quotes By Carroll Bryant: All I wanted for Christmas was a New

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it. — Carroll Bryant

Funny Christmas Humor Quotes By Laozi: The Tao which you know is not the

The Tao which you know is not the eternal Tao — Laozi

Funny Christmas Humor Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to

My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. — Anthony Jeselnik

Funny Christmas Humor Quotes By Dennis Miller: Jerry Falwell says that abortion and homosexuality are

Jerry Falwell says that abortion and homosexuality are sins. Oh yeah? Well, so is gluttony, Jerry. So maybe you should think about dropping 50 pounds. — Dennis Miller

Funny Christmas Humor Quotes By Sunday Adelaja: Dedication requires sacrifice

Dedication requires sacrifice — Sunday Adelaja

Funny Christmas Humor Quotes By Billy Graham: Jesus was born with the cross darkening His

Jesus was born with the cross darkening His pathway ... From the cradle to the cross, [Jesus'] purpose was to die. — Billy Graham

Funny Christmas Humor Quotes By Jay Asher: Sierra, it's Christmastime. Put a stupid mistletoe over

Sierra, it's Christmastime. Put a stupid mistletoe over his head and kiss him already! — Jay Asher

Funny Christmas Humor Quotes By Peggy Barnes: Memoirists collect experiences in an attempt to capture

Memoirists collect experiences in an attempt to capture the fluttery thing we call life.
---from Blog-"Readers, Writers and Pumpkin Pie — Peggy Barnes

Funny Christmas Humor Quotes By William Empson: This world is good enough for me, if

This world is good enough for me, if only I can be good enough for it. — William Empson

Funny Christmas Humor Quotes By Josef Pieper: Surrender to sensuality paralyzes the powers of the

Surrender to sensuality paralyzes the powers of the moral person. — Josef Pieper

Funny Christmas Humor Quotes By William Shakespeare: Use them after your own honour and dignity;

Use them after your own honour and dignity; the less they deserve, the more merit in your bounty. - Hamlet to Polonius — William Shakespeare

Funny Christmas Humor Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap.

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me ! — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Christmas Humor Quotes By Oliver Markus: God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.

God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups. — Oliver Markus

Funny Christmas Humor Quotes By Alan Kay: Simple things should be simple, complex things should

Simple things should be simple, complex things should be possible. — Alan Kay

Funny Christmas Humor Quotes By Richelle Mead: It's a Christmas miracle. I had no tree.

It's a Christmas miracle. I had no tree. Now I have a forest. — Richelle Mead