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Funny Christmas Eve Quotes By Ed Wood: He's too short, he's too ... tall, he's

He's too short, he's too ... tall, he's ... just not going to work. — Ed Wood

Funny Christmas Eve Quotes By Michael Lewis: This conceit went hand in glove with the

This conceit went hand in glove with the investment bankers' belief that they could control their destiny, which, as we shall see, they couldn't. — Michael Lewis

Funny Christmas Eve Quotes By Geraldine Ferraro: If you don't run, you can't win.

If you don't run, you can't win. — Geraldine Ferraro

Funny Christmas Eve Quotes By Kiera Cass: yesterday made me think of something.

yesterday made me think of something. — Kiera Cass

Funny Christmas Eve Quotes By Mark Batterson: Today is the first day and last day

Today is the first day and last day of your life ... try to make every day a masterpiece. — Mark Batterson

Funny Christmas Eve Quotes By Mo Willems: We create our work for children not because

We create our work for children not because they're "cute," but because they're human beings, deserving of respect. — Mo Willems

Funny Christmas Eve Quotes By Carroll Bryant: All I wanted for Christmas was a New

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it. — Carroll Bryant

Funny Christmas Eve Quotes By Anonymous: For the record, I consider myself pansexual." "Does

For the record, I consider myself pansexual." "Does that mean you like to fuck cookware?" "It means I like to fuck everything. — Anonymous

Funny Christmas Eve Quotes By Lev Grossman: I never went back to my room. I

I never went back to my room. I took the Fung Wah bus from South Station. — Lev Grossman

Funny Christmas Eve Quotes By Cristiano Ronaldo: I would be very proud if, one day,

I would be very proud if, one day, I'm held in the same esteem as George Best or Beckham. It's what I'm working hard towards. — Cristiano Ronaldo

Funny Christmas Eve Quotes By David Lynch: Stories hold conflict and contrast, highs and lows,

Stories hold conflict and contrast, highs and lows, life and death, and the human struggle and all kinds of things. — David Lynch

Funny Christmas Eve Quotes By Tim Walker: Only photograph what you love.

Only photograph what you love. — Tim Walker