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Funny Christmas Eve Quotes & Sayings

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He's too short, he's too ... tall, he's ... just not going to work. — Ed Wood

This conceit went hand in glove with the investment bankers' belief that they could control their destiny, which, as we shall see, they couldn't. — Michael Lewis

If you don't run, you can't win. — Geraldine Ferraro

yesterday made me think of something. — Kiera Cass

Today is the first day and last day of your life ... try to make every day a masterpiece. — Mark Batterson

We create our work for children not because they're "cute," but because they're human beings, deserving of respect. — Mo Willems

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it. — Carroll Bryant

For the record, I consider myself pansexual." "Does that mean you like to fuck cookware?" "It means I like to fuck everything. — Anonymous

I never went back to my room. I took the Fung Wah bus from South Station. — Lev Grossman

I would be very proud if, one day, I'm held in the same esteem as George Best or Beckham. It's what I'm working hard towards. — Cristiano Ronaldo

Stories hold conflict and contrast, highs and lows, life and death, and the human struggle and all kinds of things. — David Lynch

Only photograph what you love. — Tim Walker