Funny Christmas Diet Quotes

Some persons seem to like you, and others seem to hate you, and you must wonder why. They are simply liking machines and hating machines. — Kurt Vonnegut

As the years passed the ugly boy grew up into an ugly youth, and before he knew it, into an ugly middle-aged man. — Haruki Murakami

To construct plausible and moving 'other worlds' you must draw upon the only real 'other world' we know, that of the spirit. — C.S. Lewis

The gospel is not a way to get people to heaven; it is a way to get people to God. — John Piper

In the midst of events there is no perspective. — Barbara Tuchman

The Lord sends rain due season. — Lailah Gifty Akita

I couldn't wait to see him again. While he was gone I realized I missed more than his cock, talented hands, and tongue. I missed him. My — Michelle Dare

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. — George Gordon Byron

Adam said the other blessing you have to give up in the outside world is darkness. — Chuck Palahniuk