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Funny Christmas Diet Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: Some persons seem to like you, and others

Some persons seem to like you, and others seem to hate you, and you must wonder why. They are simply liking machines and hating machines. — Kurt Vonnegut

Funny Christmas Diet Quotes By Haruki Murakami: As the years passed the ugly boy grew

As the years passed the ugly boy grew up into an ugly youth, and before he knew it, into an ugly middle-aged man. — Haruki Murakami

Funny Christmas Diet Quotes By C.S. Lewis: To construct plausible and moving 'other worlds' you

To construct plausible and moving 'other worlds' you must draw upon the only real 'other world' we know, that of the spirit. — C.S. Lewis

Funny Christmas Diet Quotes By John Piper: The gospel is not a way to get

The gospel is not a way to get people to heaven; it is a way to get people to God. — John Piper

Funny Christmas Diet Quotes By Barbara Tuchman: In the midst of events there is no

In the midst of events there is no perspective. — Barbara Tuchman

Funny Christmas Diet Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: The Lord sends rain due season.

The Lord sends rain due season. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Funny Christmas Diet Quotes By Michelle Dare: I couldn't wait to see him again. While

I couldn't wait to see him again. While he was gone I realized I missed more than his cock, talented hands, and tongue. I missed him. My — Michelle Dare

Funny Christmas Diet Quotes By George Gordon Byron: Like the measles, love is most dangerous when

Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life. — George Gordon Byron

Funny Christmas Diet Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: Adam said the other blessing you have to

Adam said the other blessing you have to give up in the outside world is darkness. — Chuck Palahniuk