Funny Chlamydia Quotes

If you will stay with the majority of the Twelve Apostles, and the records of the Church, you will never be led astray. — Joseph Smith Jr.

The war-sick men, — Sara Pennypacker

Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward."
"Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger

Freedom can't be kept for nothing. If you set a high value on liberty, you must set a low value on everything else. — Seneca The Younger

If you work just for money, you'll never make it, but if you love what you're doing and you always put the customer first, success will be yours. — Ray Kroc

It doesn't matter what age you are, an effective song will move you. — Britt Daniel

The entire Universe is condensed in the body, and the entire
body in the Heart. Thus the Heart is the nucleus of the whole Universe. — Ramana Maharshi

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia? — Sarah Mlynowski

I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day ... Chlamydia. — Frankie Boyle

-by reading book after book (the only reliable otherworlds I've discovered so far). — Kate Atkinson

If the Space Beings want to contact you, they will do so. They do the choosing. — Brad Steiger

Darkness is but a door, scary not because it opens, but out of fear that it will never close — Johnathan Jena