Funny Chinese Quotes
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Funny Chinese Quotes & Sayings
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A young writer is easily tempted by the allusive and ethereal and ironic and reflective, but the declarative is at the bottom of most good writing.
— Garrison Keillor
Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant!
— Henny Youngman
When I went to London, they told me I spoke with a funny accent - English with a Chinese accent.
— Jean-Georges Vongerichten
Hanging on to a resentment, someone once said, is like drinking poison and hoping it will kill someone else.
— Alice May
I cannot sleep for dreaming; I cannot dream but I wake and walk about the house as though I'd find you coming through some door.
— Arthur Miller
I believe in raising the minimum wage and equal pay for work.
— Hillary Clinton
Before the Agricultural Revolution, the human population of the entire planet was smaller than that of today's Cairo.
— Yuval Noah Harari
Nothing has changed since I began. My eye has permitted no change. I am going to keep things like this.
— Ted Hughes
You cannot tempt the hearts of men who are pure.
— Brandon Sanderson
I am proud to be a member of a party that opens its doors to all menand closes its hearts to none. — Lyndon B. Johnson
It is easier to win love than to keep it.
— Diane De Poitiers
Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?
— Jim Jefferies
Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."
— P. J. O'Rourke
That was sort of like being in someone else's nightmare, only no one was naked and there were no lobsters on the walls.
— Seanan McGuire
Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay off our debt.
— Stephen Colbert
