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Funny Chicken Quotes By Carol Bartz: My grandmother raised me. She was a real

My grandmother raised me. She was a real no-nonsense but very funny lady. I drove tractors, made hay, milked cows, fed the chicken, fed the pigs. — Carol Bartz

Funny Chicken Quotes By Regina Griffin: Ish #21 Stop saying the only meat you

Ish #21 Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat! — Regina Griffin

Funny Chicken Quotes By Darynda Jones: You know you have ADD when Look A

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt — Darynda Jones

Funny Chicken Quotes By Steven Wright: Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?

Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate? — Steven Wright

Funny Chicken Quotes By Ina May Gaskin: If you can't be a hero, you can

If you can't be a hero, you can at least be funny while being a chicken. — Ina May Gaskin

Funny Chicken Quotes By Steven Wright: Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?" — Steven Wright

Funny Chicken Quotes By Bob Inglis: Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote

Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to vote for Colonel Sanders. — Bob Inglis

Funny Chicken Quotes By Barney Oliver: Antimatter is not a source of energy for

Antimatter is not a source of energy for us, it's a method of storing energy, compact but inefficient. — Barney Oliver

Funny Chicken Quotes By Carl Barron: My dad was proud of himself when he

My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts. — Carl Barron

Funny Chicken Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I had a chicken finger that was so

I had a chicken finger that was so big, it was a chicken hand. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Chicken Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: Those who lived in peaceful nations had looked

Those who lived in peaceful nations had looked the other way as members of their own species starved on their door step. — Stephenie Meyer

Funny Chicken Quotes By Aesop: Little by little does the trick.

Little by little does the trick. — Aesop

Funny Chicken Quotes By James Morcan: Any time a secret group usurps the collective

Any time a secret group usurps the collective will of the people, it's wrong. Period. — James Morcan

Funny Chicken Quotes By Cyn Balog: Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken

Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken suit. — Cyn Balog

Funny Chicken Quotes By Les Dennis: Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw

Do you think to yourself, 'Wow, I saw this chicken and she was gorgeous?' — Les Dennis

Funny Chicken Quotes By Idries Shah: Better to quarrel with a friend than to

Better to quarrel with a friend than to support enemies. — Idries Shah

Funny Chicken Quotes By Amish Tripathi: In India, it is not a contradiction for

In India, it is not a contradiction for religion and liberalism to co-exist. — Amish Tripathi

Funny Chicken Quotes By Tracey Garvis-Graves: You named the chicken, Chicken?" She looked embarrassed.

You named the chicken, Chicken?"
She looked embarrassed. "When we decided not to kill it, I got attached. — Tracey Garvis-Graves

Funny Chicken Quotes By Ralph Waldo Emerson: Our books approach very slowly the things we

Our books approach very slowly the things we most wish to know. — Ralph Waldo Emerson