Funny Chicken Quotes
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Funny Chicken Quotes & Sayings
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You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt
— Darynda Jones
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
— Steven Wright
Antimatter is not a source of energy for us, it's a method of storing energy, compact but inefficient.
— Barney Oliver
My dad was proud of himself when he farted. He sounds like he's strangling a chicken when he farts.
— Carl Barron
I had a chicken finger that was so big, it was a chicken hand.
— Mitch Hedberg
Those who lived in peaceful nations had looked the other way as members of their own species starved on their door step.
— Stephenie Meyer
Little by little does the trick.
— Aesop
Any time a secret group usurps the collective will of the people, it's wrong. Period.
— James Morcan
Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken suit.
— Cyn Balog
Better to quarrel with a friend than to support enemies.
— Idries Shah
You named the chicken, Chicken?"
She looked embarrassed. "When we decided not to kill it, I got attached. — Tracey Garvis-Graves
She looked embarrassed. "When we decided not to kill it, I got attached. — Tracey Garvis-Graves
Our books approach very slowly the things we most wish to know.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson