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Is information from the inside; physics is information from the outside. — Jim Holt

I first met my wife in the tunnel of love. She was digging it at the time. — Chic Murray

My sister wanted a cat for a pet ... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark. — Chic Murray

My parents never understood me; they were Japanese. — Chic Murray

We were so poor; the ultimate luxury in our house at the time was ashtrays without advertisements. — Chic Murray

I dreamt I was forced to eat 25lb of marshmallows. When I woke up, my pillow was missing. — Chic Murray

She's a classy girl though, at least all her tattoos are spelt right. — Chic Murray

My wife went to a beauty parlor and got a mudpack; for two days she looked nice, then the mud fell off. — Chic Murray

The police stopped me when I was out in my car. They told me it was a spot check. I admitted to two pimples and a boil. — Chic Murray

I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to. — Chic Murray

We've got stained glass windows in our house; it's those damned pigeons. — Chic Murray

My mother was so house proud that when my father got up to sleepwalk she had the bed made by the time he got back. — Chic Murray

A luxury meal was prairie sandwiches - two slices of bread with wide-open spaces between them. — Chic Murray

The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder. — Chic Murray

My father was a simple man; my mother was a simple woman; you see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton. — Chic Murray

Swallow your poison, for you need it badly. — Friedrich Nietzsche

A Scot is a man who keeps the Sabbath, and everything else he can lay his hands on. — Chic Murray

Just admit it, Elena. You're attracted to Damon and all his bad boy glory- Caroline Forbes — L.J.Smith

Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep. — Chic Murray

In this chapter, what do you find out about Janie's parents and early childhood? CCSS.ELA-Literacy.RL.11-12.1 — Zora Neale Hurston

I've seen so many period pieces in my life, I really enjoy them so much, a lot of my favorite movies are period pieces. — Alexis Bledel

A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet. — Chic Murray

It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed. — Chic Murray

There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed. — Chic Murray

I felt as out of place as a left-handed violinist in a crowded string section. — Chic Murray