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If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now! — Leah Broadby

It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it? — Eleanor Porter

I make you nervous," he said. She frowned. "Of course you don't."
He clearly did, and that, perversely, made him feel.. relaxed ... — Megan Crane

Dogs have their day but cats have 365. — Lilian Jackson Braun

Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you ... — W. H. Auden

I have a Siamese twin cat. It's got 2 heads and 18 lives. — M.J. McGuire

I just want to continue the success and be an athlete that is shown in a good light in New York City. — Victor Cruz

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. — Jeff Valdez

Keith much preferred cats. A cat wouldn't go mad at a man traversing a wall in the dead of night; it would shrug and lick its arse — Simon Dunn

When mice run, cats give chase. — Rachel Vincent

Everybody who knows Formula 1 knows McLaren and knows that it is the greatest team in Formula 1. — Sergio Perez

The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens. — Robert A. Heinlein

When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size. — Diane Messidoro

Funny, a witch who likes dogs over cats. I think I like this about you. - Rhydian — Mira Monroe

Come here, cat. You wouldn't want to destroy the space-time continuum, would you? Meow. Meow. — Connie Willis

Cats have nine lives. Makes them ideal for experimentation. — Jimmy Carr

And the Lady's mate. Despite having only two legs and small fangs, there was much that was feline in that one, and he approved. — Anne Bishop

Guys are like dogs. They keep comin' back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time, they're gone. — Lenny Bruce

A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic! — Milton Jones

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't. — Adam Rex

I've got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives. — M.J. McGuire

As for my writing. I like it enough to keep going. I dislike it enough to keep going — James Richardson

The weather wouldn't settle down. It would rain cats and dogs, then stop, then drip awhile, then stop while it made up its mind what to do next. — Glendon Swarthout

I like cats. They don't care if you love Jesus. — Miss Merikan

As a fan, I'm distraught, but as a cartoonist looking at new vacant spaces in 2400 newspapers, well, behind me, my cats are dancing a conga line. — Scott Adams

One must always be aware, to notice even though the cost of noticing is to become responsible. — Thylias Moss

Cats are solitary hunters with only the vaguest concept of hierarchy and little desire to "please" anyone but themselves — David Brunner