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Funny Cars Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: Hey, don't knock it. It still runs. Most

Hey, don't knock it. It still runs. Most of the time, even after I turn it off. Jo — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Funny Cars Quotes By Neil Young: Earth is a flower and it's pollinating.

Earth is a flower and it's pollinating. — Neil Young

Funny Cars Quotes By Murray Walker: And the first five places are filled by

And the first five places are filled by five different cars. — Murray Walker

Funny Cars Quotes By Adam Rex: Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would

Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen. — Adam Rex

Funny Cars Quotes By John Goode: That's the funny thing about cars and teenage

That's the funny thing about cars and teenage boys. They never mean to hurt you when they crash, they just do. — John Goode

Funny Cars Quotes By Bryant McGill: Life is nothing short of a phenomenon. In

Life is nothing short of a phenomenon. In every sense life is mysterious and unfathomable. — Bryant McGill

Funny Cars Quotes By Charles Dickens: this is my landlord, Krook

this is my landlord, Krook — Charles Dickens

Funny Cars Quotes By Leo Tolstoy: One may say with one's lips: 'I believe

One may say with one's lips: 'I believe that God is one, and also three' - but no one can believe it, because the words have no sense. — Leo Tolstoy

Funny Cars Quotes By Elizabeth Marshall Thomas: Dogs who chase cars evidently see them as

Dogs who chase cars evidently see them as large, unruly ungulates badly in need of discipline and shepherding. — Elizabeth Marshall Thomas

Funny Cars Quotes By Shane Battier: I'll save that for Mrs. Battier.

I'll save that for Mrs. Battier. — Shane Battier

Funny Cars Quotes By Andy Borowitz: Cars will soon have the Internet on the

Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting. — Andy Borowitz

Funny Cars Quotes By Ephrem The Syrian: Like the apple of Thine eye preserve me,

Like the apple of Thine eye preserve me, O Lord God; defend me and beneath Thy wings shelter me from temptations. — Ephrem The Syrian

Funny Cars Quotes By Rachel Nichols: There are those people that eat to live

There are those people that eat to live and those that live to eat. I am of the latter, as many of you already know. To me, eating is an adventure. — Rachel Nichols

Funny Cars Quotes By Anita Clenney: All human males were as fascinated with cars

All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts. — Anita Clenney

Funny Cars Quotes By Henny Youngman: A Jewish man pulls up to the curb

A Jewish man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No" says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask!" — Henny Youngman

Funny Cars Quotes By Murray Walker: Stewart has two cars in the top five:

Stewart has two cars in the top five: Magnusson 5th and Barichello 6th. — Murray Walker

Funny Cars Quotes By Bertrand Russell: I am compelled to fear that science will

I am compelled to fear that science will be used to promote the power of dominant groups rather than to make men happy. — Bertrand Russell

Funny Cars Quotes By Philibert Joseph Roux: The philosopher spends in becoming a man the

The philosopher spends in becoming a man the time which the ambitious man spends in becoming a personage. — Philibert Joseph Roux

Funny Cars Quotes By Murray Walker: And the first three cars are all Escorts,

And the first three cars are all Escorts, which isn't surprising as this is an all Escort race. — Murray Walker