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Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so. — Lois Greiman

Well, clearly not. Goodness boss, just look at those filthy paws. I've never seen any fish carry paws like those. Usually they are cleaner. — H.S. Crow

I write because writing is the gift God has given me to help people in the world. — Anne Lamott

One, anxiety is normal, and two, anxiety is a response. — Nero Mayo

The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around. — Thomas A. Edison

Other humans gaze at the sky, but I say unto you, the only way through the world is to pass through the underground. — Rawi Hage

I am the monster, hiding in the darkness, the intruder had whispered. — Sylvain Reynard

A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. — Bill Shankly

I am a pacifist, but be aware that I also carry a gun. — M.F. Moonzajer

The concept of God is so 'ambiguous' ...
God came, waited, looked around and went back..confused! — Abha Maryada Banerjee

On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns. — Dara O Briain

I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe. — Kristen Schaal

Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone. — Nicole McKay

Instead of imposing something, let it make itself. — Micah Lexier

I conceived the original 'Deus Ex' and was the project director on the game. — Warren Spector

There was something out there.
And it was getting us. — A.B. Shepherd

Buddy Guy finally got a break and made it. And Buddy Guy deserves it. — Luther Allison

Have you had your first baby yet? I might have one myself, once they find a way for the man to carry it around the first nine months. — Joe Haldeman

Like a lover who spends all his time thinking of his distant love, God has been thinking of me since before I was born, for all eternity. — Ernesto Cardenal

I've always wanted to go out with a bang, that's why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together. — Nicole McKay

I'm an optimist by choice not by stupidity. — Yanni

if gambling is exciting, you're doing it wrong. — Jordan Ellenberg

Day-to-day, I don't wear make-up, my hair's not done, and I'm in ripped jeans and a Bonds tee. But doing red carpets is just part of work. — Courtney Eaton

I had not, I said to myself, come into the future to carry on a miniature flirtation. — H.G.Wells

I doubt that the imagination can be suppressed. If you truly eradicated it in a child, he would grow up to be an eggplant. — Ursula K. Le Guin

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke. — John Krasinski