Funny Carry On Quotes
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Funny Carry On Quotes & Sayings
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Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so.
— Lois Greiman
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
— Thomas A. Edison
I am the monster, hiding in the darkness, the intruder had whispered.
— Sylvain Reynard
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
— Bill Shankly
I am a pacifist, but be aware that I also carry a gun.
— M.F. Moonzajer
The concept of God is so 'ambiguous' ...God came, waited, looked around and went back..confused! — Abha Maryada Banerjee
On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns.
— Dara O Briain
I used to carry a rabbit's foot for luck. Then it was a monkey's paw. Now it's a camel's toe.
— Kristen Schaal
Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.
— Nicole McKay
Instead of imposing something, let it make itself.
— Micah Lexier
There was something out there. And it was getting us. — A.B. Shepherd
Have you had your first baby yet? I might have one myself, once they find a way for the man to carry it around the first nine months.
— Joe Haldeman
Like a lover who spends all his time thinking of his distant love, God has been thinking of me since before I was born, for all eternity.
— Ernesto Cardenal
if gambling is exciting, you're doing it wrong.
— Jordan Ellenberg
Day-to-day, I don't wear make-up, my hair's not done, and I'm in ripped jeans and a Bonds tee. But doing red carpets is just part of work.
— Courtney Eaton
