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Funny Can't Sleep Quotes By Aristotle.: He who has overcome his fears will truly

He who has overcome his fears will truly be free. — Aristotle.

Funny Can't Sleep Quotes By Wallace D. Wattles: The very best thing you can do for

The very best thing you can do for the whole world is to make the most of yourself. — Wallace D. Wattles

Funny Can't Sleep Quotes By Susan Barker: I feel uninhibited when I'm writing.

I feel uninhibited when I'm writing. — Susan Barker

Funny Can't Sleep Quotes By Ali Sparkes: Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some

Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething. — Ali Sparkes

Funny Can't Sleep Quotes By John Dewey: To me faith means not worrying

To me faith means not worrying — John Dewey

Funny Can't Sleep Quotes By Sophie Kinsella: Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep, I

Sometimes, when I can't get to sleep, I imagine all the rules I'd invent if I ever got to be in charge of the world. — Sophie Kinsella

Funny Can't Sleep Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count

If you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count endangered animals. You will run out. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Can't Sleep Quotes By Debbie Ford: Divorce becomes a holy moment when you choose

Divorce becomes a holy moment when you choose to use it as a catalyst for having an extraordinary life. — Debbie Ford

Funny Can't Sleep Quotes By Ilona Andrews: That's all right," she told him. "I can

That's all right," she told him. "I can manage. I can sleep outside just fine."
Four pairs of eyes looked at her with a distinctly male skepticism. — Ilona Andrews

Funny Can't Sleep Quotes By James Durbin: Different is the new normal.

Different is the new normal. — James Durbin

Funny Can't Sleep Quotes By Amy Lawrence: Through football, the incongruous became congruous.

Through football, the incongruous became congruous. — Amy Lawrence

Funny Can't Sleep Quotes By Anna Banks: Funny how a little sleep, a little makeup,

Funny how a little sleep, a little makeup, and a lot of contemplating can make you feel like a different person - a stronger version of yourself. — Anna Banks

Funny Can't Sleep Quotes By Jon Ronson: Please ejaculate", I silently urged the man, "so

Please ejaculate", I silently urged the man, "so I can go to sleep". (In this way I imagine I was like millions of women before me — Jon Ronson

Funny Can't Sleep Quotes By Dark Jar Tin Zoo: In bed, I can go for hours. Oh

In bed, I can go for hours. Oh yes, I love naps. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

Funny Can't Sleep Quotes By Emmi Itaranta: Some things shouldn't be seen. Some things don't

Some things shouldn't be seen. Some things don't need to be said. — Emmi Itaranta

Funny Can't Sleep Quotes By Charlie Sheen: But you can't focus on things that matter

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know. — Charlie Sheen

Funny Can't Sleep Quotes By A.M. Homes: You don't become a different person you just

You don't become a different person
you just learn to live with yourself
thats the hardest part. — A.M. Homes

Funny Can't Sleep Quotes By Ronnie James Dio: Who cries for the children, I do!

Who cries for the children, I do! — Ronnie James Dio